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louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

aramblingjay

#protective loustat 3x02 // 3x05

a-peach-in-space

devils-autoclave

“Oh nooo I can’t believe you love me! Ew! Look, I’m gagging! I’m gagging so hard I need you to prove it! Go ahead, prove your love to me! Kiss me on the mouth you coward!!!!!” or whatever Daniel said this episode, don’t remember the exact quote

lexdelioncourt

You know how Daniel has a habit of saying things that will unknowingly come back to bite him in the ass?

"Shared a boyfriend."

"It's a telenovela."

"Where better to explore who you are, to find the right kind of love but in a public park."

Etc. etc.

Anyway, can't wait for him to get some memories back and for that "bottom twink" zinger to come back and haunt him.

Also old man should bounce on it now, too.

verywolf589

WHY MUST SHE BE KEPT? AND WHY IN THIS PLACE SHE MUST BE KEPT? AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF YOU ARE NOT ASKED? AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF YOU ARE NOT ANSWERED? AND WHAT IS IT TO SEE AND TO KNOW, BUT TO BE TOLD YOU HAVE NOT SEEN. YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN. AND WHY IS HER TONGUE CUT OUT? AND WHY IS HER DEATH PROLONGED AND WHEN WILL IT STOP AND WHO WILL STOP IT? AND WHY MUST THEY, MUST WE, MUST I, MUST HE, MUST THEY, AS THE MILLENNIA, UNFOLD? WHY THE GIRL CURLED? WHY HER EYES LOWERED? WHY ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? WHY LIMP IN THE STRAW? I AM THE GIRL! I AM THE GOD! I AM THE VOICE! I AM THE SONG! I AM THE NIGHT AND I CAN ANSWER! I CAN ARRANGE IT! I CAN SAY RISE, AND I CAN SPEAK! AND I AM HER! AND I AM SHE! AND I, I, I, I AM THE ANSWER!

nhyhu

she wanted to say yes,

alysmond

The day you were born I was shakin’ like a leaf on an old oak tree Then you stayed like a thorn Red roses raining’ down til they flooded me

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 7 | Season 3, Episode 5

veryintricaterituals

Armand: I love you, I am in love with you

Daniel: 😫🤢😒

Armand: hmm, I need to maybe seduce him first

Armand: I've spent the last 52 years stalking you, watching you sleep and have sex, like a scary scary monster of the night... Now let's be together and I will teach you how to be a scary monster

Daniel: 😍😍😍

sugarcarnation

this was so funny akasha couldn’t stand marius fr 😭

queenoftheimps

Louis: yeah so i've been paying this girl in like a sugar daddy situation except its to be claudia except its not not kind of got a weird vibe because she's hooking up with a friend of hers who pretends to be madeleine and i held her hand while she was forcibly frozen and i don't know if that's weird or not Lestat: I got shot like six times last month Louis: this isn't about you

alysmond

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 5, "New York"

medicinallyvampiric

Personally, I was under the impression that we ALL wanted him to fuck the old man. Because we too want to fuck the old man. I thought it was a given that this old man (for some reason) is INCREDIBLY fuckable, and that EVERYONE (irl and in universe) wants to fuck his damn brains out but NOBODY wants to do it more than the 500+ year old sociopathic twink who tortured him for a week straight in the 70’s. I don’t even watch the show and I know all of this, HOW ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING THE SHOW NOT GETTING THIS??!