[hbogirls]

[ashstfu]

save me spring... trees blossoming again save me... save me days getting longer and sun shining brighter... flowers blooming everywhere save me....

[kafk-a]

[teathattast]

[campyvillain]

[lifeofthegrind]

some people were asking for actual advice and i can never pass up an opportunity to procrastinate so here’s just a couple of things i always need to remind myself of…now back to my paper :(

[pukicho]

pukicho are you aware that there is a small pagan-aligned cult in denmark that thinks you are a minor deity

What

[heroshine11200]

He is though

[pukicho]

I make piss jokes

[pukicho]

That’s really something, but everyone on that list makes piss jokes

[yeehawlw]

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

[yeehawlw]

outcome unclear

[blackmartian]

Class Action Lawsuit Claims OGX Shampoos, Conditioners May Cause Scalp Irritation, Hair Loss

A proposed class action filed this week claims certain OGX shampoos and conditioners contain an ingredient linked to hair loss and scalp irr

Johnson and Johnson is currently being sued for knowingly putting formaldehyde in their hair products mainly shampoos and conditioners. Formaldehyde is a chemical that is carcinogenic (causes cancer), irritates skin, and causes hair thinning/hair loss. If you use ANY of these shampoos or conditioners listed below I would suggest throwing them out :

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

[leedsandlarry]

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

[leedsandlarry]

[craiclacking]

is that a watermelon on the floor

[ayyoo-river]

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

[pikameme-dayo]

roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(

kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK

kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you

aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously

[teeveew]

You're not wrong

[aboutiroh]

Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life* 

other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature! 

[aviculor]

aang: fuck this noise, i’ll get advice from the last air nomad avatar

yangchen: i gave up that hippie bullshit first chance i got, i love murder

[maykitz]

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

so true bestie. but anyway. let me lay my head on your chest and fall asleep to the sound of your breath

[patronsaintoftechdecks]

why did i think of st. john the apostle saying this to jesus

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

because you have serious problems

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[hungwy]

Hi... thoughts on shrimp (As animals)? If it’s too personal to say that’s ok....

not personal at all :) so they are like creatures to me

[gaycism]