queen of all the eggs

★Kassi ★ aesthetic trash ★ aquarius★

[blennie]

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

[teathattast]

[tunashei]

I love desire paths. There's something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it's location, a desire path can mean so many different things.

In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we're oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.

Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.

Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.

Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can't design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!

Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way...especially if you're superstitious.

In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there's something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)

And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.

And for something really crazy...a desire path used for centuries will create a 'holloway'

All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.

[thenatsdorf]

Chicken thief! (via)

[shutyourmoustache]

What instruments do you play?

Him: yes

[bendingsignpost]

[Tiktok: white text asking “Musicians, what instruments do you play?” Cuts to a man asking the question aloud. Cuts to another man in a pink shirt who proceeds to play ‘Fireflies’ by Owl City on a seemingly unending series of instruments, initially only doing one note of the song per instrument.]

[queenanne1532]

More like "What instruments do you play?" "Wind"

[chimericaloutlier]

Noooo, do the whole thing!!!!

[tiktokstowatch]

[retroactivebakeries]

#the delirious joy of white boy summer commences

[catchymemes]

How vaccine works

[dunsparce]

not even a millisecond later 

[swurp]

your honor i was just being a little silly

[blackgirlsreverything]

[blackgirlsreverything]

Someone in the comments said Juneteenth will now get talked about in schools but I would like to point out that my state Tennessee passed a law to prevent race from being talked about in schools a few months ago…

[ampervadasz]

Someone hacked the tornado siren… (Unmute !)

[deadicateddeath]

[Video description: In a neighborhood, a tornado siren on top of a long pole rotates, beginning with a high pitched tornado siren noise. After a short pause, it begins loudly playing the Spongebob ukelele song Twelfth Street Rag. End ID]

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[googifs]

I can’t stop watching it.

[frosty3thefrostening]

For fans of chocolate and fans of Particle Annihilation Beam technology

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[siliquasquama]

[borkthemork]

Another example that humanity never really changed

[pidgie-core]

I’m not sure how my moss rug post blew up on here but I’m so happy you guys like it!!!! Here’s a little tiktok 😎🌿

[everythingfox]

Lounging trash panda

(via)

[catasters]

[radwolf76]

[dredsina]

For anyone that's confused, there's no cabinet behind those corner filler pieces, which means there's also no cabinet floor at the bottom, allowing the cat something like a 4x4 space to squeeze into the secret void in the corner.

[o-kurwa]

When you already know you'll end up in hell anyway