stuff 'N nonsense

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. So once in a blue moon y'all are gonna get posts of my random thoughts.

[vladimasters]

I'll start off with the disclaimer that I do not agree with J.K. Rowling's values. She's a bigot and a horrible person and normally I wouldn't even bother mentioning anything tied to her.

But I had a random thought and I can't get it out of my head. If a Hogwarts student was mute, can they sign to get into their dorm? Does the Gryffindor portrait know sign language? Can Slytherin's wall and Ravenclaw's door even 'see' to be able to recognize sign? Or do you think they all just go to Hufflepuff? (I'm not even going to mention the verbal dependant classes.)

[vladimasters]

I know that I destroyed my hearing by blasting my music at full volume directly into my ears. So yes it's my fault I have a hard time hearing things. But if I ask what you said 3 times, please either speak louder or turn on your subtitles. Because saying it at the exact same volume in the exact same tone is not helping me

[vladimasters]

A 12 y/o just cheerfully informed me that, as I'm allergic to shellfish, I am probably also allergic to eating spiders. Which, yeah makes sense. But as I don't think about spiders in terms of food, I did not realize this. The more you know I guess.

[vladimasters]

AO3 is down and I can't find Bread in the down detector comments. This is gonna throw off my whole day.

[vladimasters]

Here I am again...

[vladimasters]

No matter how certain you are that you are safe to eat or drink something, no matter what it is, always check the warnings anyways. Never know what'll getcha.

[vladimasters]

Fun fact "The customer is always right" is not the full quote. The full thing actually goes "The customer is always right in terms of taste." Meaning that the customer will buy what is popular, and that retail should stock what's popular so it's available for the customer to buy. It has nothing to do with the customer always having to be correct or an excuse for them to act like they know how to do the jobs of the customer service agent better then they do. It's a quote on supply and demand.

[vladimasters]

Mushroom doggy pokemon idea, because what else will I think about while at work:

Pupabella -> Poochini -> Rufftruff

🐶 🍄

[vladimasters]

Happy Birthday Jason!!!!!

[vladimasters]

AO3 is down and I can't find Bread in the down detector comments. This is gonna throw off my whole day.

[vladimasters]

I have a few hills I will die on. One of them being: I don't care if your character is a trans-male character. If they identify as a man and get pregnant, that IS mpreg and no one can change my mind. Happy Pride Month from a fanfic addict y'all. 🌈

[vladimasters]

When I was young, my grandma taught me this game you play with a string called Cat's Cradle. Apparently this is an extinct game because now every person I've ever asked, no matter their age, has never heard of it. I was half convinced I made it up and it didn't really exist until I looked it up on YouTube.

[vladimasters]

They're really cracking down on age restrictions at work. Our 16 y/o employees must now ask an adult to microwave their food for them.

[vladimasters]

Random fun thing to do when you're bored: look up what kinda fossils are found where you live or have lived. My home state Idaho was once home to a shark with a circular saw for a jaw that used to saw it's prey in half instead of biting.

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[vladimasters]

Got to watch Nosferatu in theaters. It absolutely made me feel some sort of way. And that's the best content warning I can give without spoilers.

[vladimasters]

I think my age really came into perspective for me when I realized that I really look forward to getting fuzzy socks for Christmas. Last year a coworker got me these great fuzzy Christmaween socks, which was just ghosts wearing Christmas Hats, and it's still the best thing ever.

[vladimasters]

I once saw a comment on AO3 (I do not remember which fic it was on) that had no text, no symbols, no anything. It was just a blank comment. To this day it randomly pops into my head. Idk if I'm missing the obvious, but it still baffles me how they did it.