I'm not unhinged, I'm loose. The door still operates

Please come in (wipe your feet) and have a look around! This is but a short stop on your larger journey..! You don't have to believe in magic to enjoy this place...but it helps! :) (they/them)

[vonkarn]

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[bernard-jackson]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[van1llaskys]

[gunpowdercarousel]

No Sleep + Hungry + Needs a Shower would basically turn me into some sort of malevolent shadow entity I'm pretty sure. Pure evil. Only hatred for all mankind.

[scientistman]

[hellafluff]

[official-kircheis]

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

[andmaybegayer]

here it is

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[svartibaldur]

[blignick]

[doggirlpaws]

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

[tonysaintborgi]

pushed over by ghosts! sad

[intj-confessions]

Thread here.

[infectiouspiss]

i may or may not want u. depending

i got hoes with nuance

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal