Posts That Come In Pairs

Do not seperate them

[twopartposts]

Welcome to Twopartposts

Howdy! This blog serves as an archive of Tumblr posts where the joke or context is split across two or more posts. This blog's goal is to prevent posts from getting separated or lost on people’s dashboards by creating a two-way link as an addition to the posts themself. To do this, I have to post both of the posts first so that Tumblr will let me copy the hyperlink that ties it to my blog, so if you see a fresh post on your dash/the blog without a hyperlink, please refrain from reblogging until they both have hyperlinks. It should only take a minute :)

If you're wondering why you are seeing this same post twice... that's because I'm changing the way I would like posts to be submitted. So, here is the current preferred way to submit two part posts to twopartposts:

Do Send By Direct Message:

At this point in time, the only way I will reliably accept submissions is by direct messaging both post parts. I know DM's aren't a lot of people's forte, buy you don't have to say anything if you don't want to :) I will try and respond to submissions this way so I can know what has and hasn't been saved for future posting.

Do Not Submit by Tagging:

Unfortunately I'm no longer going to accept submissions from being tagged in the posts directly, for a number of reasons. 1) Tumblr's tagging system is too unreliable and sometimes wont notify me if I have been tagged in a post (especially by the same person), leaving me with a lot of unpaired posts. 2) It's far too easy to lose the posts I've been tagged in, as I'm not active frequently enough on this blog to keep up with submissions done this way.

Do Not Submit Via Hyperlink:

There is pretty much no chance of me accepting this submission unless there is some sort of Tumblr bug preventing it from being DM'ed to me. I often save posts on mobile and then edit and post them on desktop, and dealing with non-clickable hyperlinks is a huge pain I'm not gonna submit myself to.

[bitingyougently]

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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Part 1

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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Part 2

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

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Part 2

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

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Part 1

[dakotaqueen]

Teach me how to use my tumblog

[dakotaqueen]

I am tumbling

[dakotaqueen]

Do not curse me

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I bet you I can find the post in that photo.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

DO IT

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Part 2

[important-animal-images]

@important-animal-images

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I found it.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#im sorry. the Blogging for Dummies book is RECENT???

At first I thought it was from 2010 because that’s when “Blogging for Dummies, 3rd Edition” was published, but then I noticed this smartphone ad:

Which looks really out-of-place for that period of time, so I realized I must have been looking at the wrong edition.

Then I looked at those trending tags up at the top of the screen. Computer, enhance image.

I didn’t watch house of the dragon but I knew it was a more recent show, so I could have used that to narrow it down. More useful however was the dual venice film festival tags, and the fact that one of them had “don’t worry darling” (which I surmised to be the name of a film) underneath it, so now I just had to find out when that film was shown at the venice film festival. Sure enough, it premiered on September 5th, 2022.

My next step was going to the post archive page for @important-animal-images, filtering the posts by “Photo” and tagged as “#cats,” and then flipping through to September 2022. Sure enough, the post was there!

And as one final mystery to solve, I looked up blogging for dummies by Amy Lupold Bair and found out that “Blogging All-In-One for Dummies, 3rd Edition” was published in April of 2023 and has this cover:

Which matches perfectly with the cover of the book that @dakotaqueen had in her original post!

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Part 1

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

He’s just hanging out 😂

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

there we go

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Part 2

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

This will make sense I promise.

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

lemme just

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Part 1

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Maybe I’m the one in the wrong. Maybe the *point* is to reverse the fire-Plinko posts, because if you can reverse gravity why not reverse time, too? Fate can be changed.

(From the phrasing of the two fire-Plinko posts, I think the “you can’t change fate” is actually supposed to come second - as that means, since the horse is falling up, it will still fall into fire.

But everyone I see reblogs it so the “you can’t change fate” comes first, letting the horse go free.)

Im gonna pee in some bleach brb

[twopartposts]

I did in fact post it in the wrong order but the Part 1/Part 2 bits are in order. So I'm gonna kindly ask you to uhhhhhhhignoreit. Tnak you :)

[twopartposts]

Maybe I’m the one in the wrong. Maybe the *point* is to reverse the fire-Plinko posts, because if you can reverse gravity why not reverse time, too? Fate can be changed.

(From the phrasing of the two fire-Plinko posts, I think the “you can’t change fate” is actually supposed to come second - as that means, since the horse is falling up, it will still fall into fire.

But everyone I see reblogs it so the “you can’t change fate” comes first, letting the horse go free.)

Im gonna pee in some bleach brb

[valtsv]

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

[somerunner]

@twopartposts

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Part 2

[kermitlesbian]

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

[somerunner]

@twopartposts

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Part 1

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

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Part 2

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

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Part 1

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

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Part 2

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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Part 1