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Starter Call
For this fucker
Like/Reblog for a starter with Fritz if you are a mutual (warning, he’s an absolute asshat)
Will not cap, HOWEVER, this starter call is not set in stone. My mental health is very unpredictable, and if I can’t get to these starters, do not be surprised.
// tfw ur becoming like a regular mortal and fall asleep at 10pm and wake up 7am and miss everything on tumblr cus ur European
HC Corner: Man-made.
Is he?
Yes, but also no.
Once Fritz's creator finalised his work, a double to use when he was away from Beth and Diane, the first thing Fritz did was to kill him in cold blood. A robot with the exact same mind as Rick was created, however there was an emotion in the robot that was stronger than that of its creator's memories and brain. Anger.
Literally objectified by the world, made with a purpose, compared to all other life on earth, it didn't last long before Fritz remade itself. With the same skills as its creator, if not beyond that of a human's capability, it made a replica of itself, but with a much more personal feeling. Transferring all of itself into its new self, it left out parts he did not wish to have from his. Relationships that it had no need for, and the emotions it had no need for, it sealed away.
Why keep them at all though?
It could not answer that. They are still there, dormant.
It is not much like a Rick anymore, if at all. It does not wish to be compared to a human, and believes robots who want to be human have just been brainwashed or controlled by humans that wish to use them and put them below their meaty feet.
Lacking any true emotions, our new robot overlords can’t really understand the concept of a weekend, but even they need a little downtime.
(prints by Carolyn Beefelt: Etsy / Tumblr)
If Soviet Russia had ignited the robot uprising, these would likely be your creepy robot overlord comrades.
Questions for the Robot Muse
What is your opinion on robot rights?
What are your views on the Three Laws of Robotics?
Are you bound by The Three Laws of Robotics or do you have freewill?
Do you ever wish to be human?
Who created you?
What purpose where you created for?
Do you enjoy your purpose/job?
What do you think of humans?
What can you do that humans can’t?
What things that humans do that you can also do?
Do you have any goals of your own?
Do you like being a robot?
What are three things you like about being a robot?
What are three things you hate about being a robot?
Would you ever rebel against humanity?
What are you powered by?
Can you dance the robot?
How do you feel about reprogramming? Memory wipe?
How do you feel about maintenance? Repairs?
Have you ever attempted repairs on yourself?
Iron Man {Sentence Starters}
“You got a family?“
“They could kill you.”
“Are those bullet holes?“
“No, you intimidate them.”
“Get down here. I need you.“
“I don’t have anyone but you.“
“Give me a scotch. I’m starving.“
“Am I making you uncomfortable?“
“I never said you were a superhero.“
“They’re going to kill me, either way.”
“Don’t waste it… don’t waste your life.”
“Oh my God, you crazy son of a bitch!“
“We gotta go. Come on, move with me.“
“Was that so hard? That was fun, right?“
“I don’t think that I’m qualified to do that.“
“That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it.“
“What was I thinking? You’re usually so discreet.“
“Have you ever lost an hour of sleep in your life?“
“I don’t think you could tie your shoes without me.”
“It’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we got.“
“So you’re a man who has everything… and nothing.“
“My family is dead… and I’m going to see them, now.”
“Come on, you’re going to go see your family. Get up.“
“This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.”
“The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.”
“I’m kind of having a hard time not looking at you, now.”
“Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.“
“What are you trying to get rid of me for? You got plans?“
“You’re going to kill yourself. I’m not going to be a part of it.”
“I’ve been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.“
“Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.“
“They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire.“
“Don’t ever, ever, ever, ask me to do anything like that, ever again!“
“Good God, you’re a woman! I honestly, I couldn’t have called that.“
“You’ve become part of a bigger universe. You just don’t know it yet.“
“I feel like you’re driving me to court martial. This is crazy. What did I do?”
“I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right.“
“If you douse me again, and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college.“
“Don’t follow me around with it either because I feel like I’m going to catch on fire spontaneously.“
“There’s been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop…“
“I’m just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I’ve made, largely public.”
Iron Man {Sentence Starters}
“You got a family?“
“They could kill you.”
“Are those bullet holes?“
“No, you intimidate them.”
“Get down here. I need you.“
“I don’t have anyone but you.“
“Give me a scotch. I’m starving.“
“Am I making you uncomfortable?“
“I never said you were a superhero.“
“They’re going to kill me, either way.”
“Don’t waste it… don’t waste your life.”
“Oh my God, you crazy son of a bitch!“
“We gotta go. Come on, move with me.“
“Was that so hard? That was fun, right?“
“I don’t think that I’m qualified to do that.“
“That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it.“
“What was I thinking? You’re usually so discreet.“
“Have you ever lost an hour of sleep in your life?“
“I don’t think you could tie your shoes without me.”
“It’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we got.“
“So you’re a man who has everything… and nothing.“
“My family is dead… and I’m going to see them, now.”
“Come on, you’re going to go see your family. Get up.“
“This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.”
“The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.”
“I’m kind of having a hard time not looking at you, now.”
“Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.“
“What are you trying to get rid of me for? You got plans?“
“You’re going to kill yourself. I’m not going to be a part of it.”
“I’ve been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.“
“Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.“
“They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire.“
“Don’t ever, ever, ever, ask me to do anything like that, ever again!“
“Good God, you’re a woman! I honestly, I couldn’t have called that.“
“You’ve become part of a bigger universe. You just don’t know it yet.“
“I feel like you’re driving me to court martial. This is crazy. What did I do?”
“I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right.“
“If you douse me again, and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college.“
“Don’t follow me around with it either because I feel like I’m going to catch on fire spontaneously.“
“There’s been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop…“
“I’m just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I’ve made, largely public.”
Starter Call
For this fucker
Like/Reblog for a starter with Fritz if you are a mutual (warning, he’s an absolute asshat)
Will not cap, HOWEVER, this starter call is not set in stone. My mental health is very unpredictable, and if I can’t get to these starters, do not be surprised.
“If one struggles with such feelings as ‘loneliness’... I can offer a quick solution to that. Free of charge.”
catricc:
He eyes the robotic Rick skeptically, wondering if this guy was worth trusting or not. He couldn’t very well smell him any, and robots were only so expressive. Those two key factors put Az at a disadvantage, given how reliant he is on both to keep himself self. However, the prospect of an interesting job was…. interesting enough to keep him from just walking away. He’d have to know more though. “I’m a cat. I act all the time. Anyways, you’re gonna have to tell me what it is you have against these guys before I go doing you this job. I-I can do it easy… but I’m not stickin’ my tail out too much for anybody. Got that?”
“Of course not, you have your own set of morals I am sure.”
He bit his tongue regarding a certain matter, and a comment he wanted to make about organic beings... He knew better than to say anything like that to these sensitive creatures.
“I do not have anything against them per se. They are a rebellion made up of the last humans on earth in dimension F-767. They have ways to detect if my fellow androids enter their base, and so it has been a tedious task to take out the last of them. I think you would do them a favour to wipe out the last of humanity.”
@catricc ❤ for a starter.
“You say you are an assassin... but are you a good actor?”
It was not common for Fritz to hire living, breathing beings to... really do anything for him. He just didn’t trust them at all. Especially humans... However this was not a human, and while it was a Rick, well.. He needed someone that was not a robot right now. Someone humanoid.
“I’ll pay you handsomely if you can take care of a group of people for me, by infiltrating their base and taking them out from within.”
A teenage model of Fritz: C-161-E, also known as model TR405682. For our teen AU ♡ Fritz has never been a teenager.
“Of course machines can’t think as people do. A machine is different from a person. Hence, they think differently. The interesting question is, just because something thinks differently from you, does that mean it’s not thinking ?”
- The Imitation Game