Maluma

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[famemaluma]

Maluma, 32, Straight, Musician, @hollywoodfamerps

I’ll fall for you if…

You can match my energy, laugh at my terrible jokes, and aren’t afraid of a little flirty banter. Bonus points if you can dance, but if you can’t, I’ll teach you. Just don’t blame me if I keep finding excuses to pull you a little closer.

My love language is…

Making sure you get home safe, stealing kisses when no one’s looking, remembering the little things you casually mention, and reminding you every day that you’re the most beautiful person in the room. Physical touch doesn’t hurt either.

The quickest way to my heart is…

Challenge me. Tease me back. Make me work for your attention because I promise you I’m into the chase. Confidence is sexy, but nothing beats a woman who can leave me speechless.

[famemaluma]

[malumas]

Maluma

Via Instagram

[famemaluma]

Juan: London it is. I’m more into coffee but I’ll make an exception for you to drink some tea while we’re there. Hm, at least give me a hint? By the way, congrats on the new album. It’s beautiful and your talent blows me away. Never heard a more perfect voice. We’re going to have to celebrate you while we’re together.

[ariigrandes]

ari : i mean, when in london ... u have to have at least one cup ! maybe i can be persuaded to give a hint, or maybe the secrets will reveal themselves ... who knows 👀 thank u so much ! u know ur kind words mean the world. do we have to celebrate me, though ? u know how i feel about being the center of attention. can we just do something else instead ?

[famemaluma]

Juan: for you, I’ll have a cup of tea, amor. Persuaded, huh? How would you like me to do that, you know I’m into taking risks. How about one cup of tea to celebrate you and then we can just hang out and enjoy each others company.

[famemaluma]

Juan: oh, I’d have to say salsa, merengue, bachata just to name a few. A little bit of perreo never hurt anyone either 😏 Do you dance as well?

[daisyedgxrjones]

daisy: sound like you are well versed in them. what's perro? it's the only one i've never heard of. i do, yes. i took ballet when i was younger and still try to catch the odd class. other than that it's a lot of hip and hand moving just trying to look cool in the club.

[famemaluma]

Juan: ohh, perreo is a style of dance found a lot in Latin culture, especially when we party. It’s not like twerking but more like a slow grind? It’s not always slow. It’s sensual though. That’s the best way I can explain it in English haha

[trmcrae]

I've been a competitive dancer ever since I was a kid, so I am actually curious if your style can break me out of my own habits and let me loosen up a little?

[famemaluma]

Competitive dancing is a real discipline to have though. I really loved watching you perform as well. I went to the Grammys this year and you were remarkable. I could never do what you do. Honestly my style of dancing is get a little tipsy and feel the music haha I wish I had training to go with it but it’s really just vibes and flirting, especially in the club.

[malumas]

Maluma

Via Instagram Stories

[famemaluma]

Juan: I was hoping we’d match. Now I need to know if you’re as trouble in person as you look in your pictures. 😏 @olandriaaa

[olandriaaa]

Ola: Just sittin back and hoping, hmm? Noted. Ola: Trouble? Who, me? Don't know what you're talkin bout 😇... Suppose you'll just have to find out for yourself. Seems to me you're the one that's gonna be trouble though

[famemaluma]

Juan: See, that’s the thing… the sweetest ones always swear they’re innocent first. 😏 I’ll happily find out for myself. I think youre gonna realize I’m exactly the kind of trouble you were hoping to match with, princesa. Maybe we should settle this over a drink sometime?

[daisyedgxrjones]

daisy: so what kinda dancing is your speciality? @famemaluma

[famemaluma]

Juan: oh, I’d have to say salsa, merengue, bachata just to name a few. A little bit of perreo never hurt anyone either 😏 Do you dance as well?

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[famemaluma]

Juan: I think I’ve already made you remember. And now there’s no denying we both want it. Mi amor, some things don’t fade, they just get more dangerous with time. I don’t have to miss you to know exactly what happens the second we’re in the same room again and I know you feel the same way. And careful talking about making me forget my promises, because if I show up, I’m not leaving until we have a brand new reason to keep breaking them.

[eizagzlz]

EIZA: You're an idiot who keeps dodging the conversation about stopping talking to other women and not being such an asshole, but okay. Let's play this game. You're fun to have around. I remember that. Last time, I wasn't exactly nice to you, and I definitely didn't play fair, but you had fun anyway. Isn't that what you want? Breaking the rules?

[famemaluma]

Juan: You’re right. I wanted you off the app. I still do. Doesn’t mean I’m going to let you tell me what to do either. That’s why this has always been us. You push, I push back, and somehow neither of us walks away. Tell me, mi reina… are we going to keep fighting this chemistry or are you finally going to admit you matched with me because you missed me just a little? 😏

[famemaluma]

Juan: I was hoping we’d match. Now I need to know if you’re as trouble in person as you look in your pictures. 😏 @olandriaaa

[famemaluma]

Juan: maybe. Let’s see. Oh yeah? You gonna give me a show? Let someone else try, it won’t stop me from making sure you remember why we end up back to each other every time. You’re not. There’s no reason for you to see him anymore.

Juan: should I? Busy doing what? 😏

[eizagzlz]

EIZA: Okay so let me know when you decide to delete it, by then I might decide to do the same. Let's see if you make me remember why. It's been way too long. Don't you think so? do you still miss me? I don't know there's something quite hot in that possessive side of yours, it's funny that it still exists after all this time. EIZA: Busy with the woman who always makes you come back to me. Y eso me agrada... I always make you forget your promises about never talking to me again.

[famemaluma]

Juan: I think I’ve already made you remember. And now there’s no denying we both want it. Mi amor, some things don’t fade, they just get more dangerous with time. I don’t have to miss you to know exactly what happens the second we’re in the same room again and I know you feel the same way. And careful talking about making me forget my promises, because if I show up, I’m not leaving until we have a brand new reason to keep breaking them.

[famemaluma]

@eizagzlz

[famemaluma]

Juan: miss seeing that pretty face of yours. Where you at, baby? @ariigrandes

[famemaluma]

Juan: just checked your tour dates. You want me to meet you Chicago or London? I can make either happen to see you. Also, dodging the question about if there’s a song about me on your album, I see. 😏

[ariigrandes]

ari : gentleman’s choice — london could be fancy. do you like tea ? not dodging, leaving you guessing. there’s a difference. 🥀

[famemaluma]

Juan: London it is. I’m more into coffee but I’ll make an exception for you to drink some tea while we’re there. Hm, at least give me a hint? By the way, congrats on the new album. It’s beautiful and your talent blows me away. Never heard a more perfect voice. We’re going to have to celebrate you while we’re together.

[famemaluma]

Juan: I asked you to delete your dating app and you’re asking if I’m still crazy about you? I’ve seen your insta stories. You’re looking perfect, princesa. I want to know because you put it into my head, it was your idea first haha well, you’re not seeing him again.

Juan: packing a few things. I should be there in the morning. I’ll bring breakfast.

[eizagzlz]

Eiza: Then I might delete this app only if you do it too. Good. When you see it in person, you're going to lose your mind. So, you better come to visit me soon before someone else makes me swoon with gifts, good sense of humor and details. Oh! look at you, getting all posessive again. 🙈 EIZA: I love that quick reply. I'll see you there in the morning. Don't forget to tell all your beaus you'll be busy.

[famemaluma]

Juan: maybe. Let’s see. Oh yeah? You gonna give me a show? Let someone else try, it won’t stop me from making sure you remember why we end up back to each other every time. You’re not. There’s no reason for you to see him anymore.

Juan: should I? Busy doing what? 😏

[famemaluma]

Juan: miss seeing that pretty face of yours. Where you at, baby? @ariigrandes

[famemaluma]

Juan: just checked your tour dates. You want me to meet you Chicago or London? I can make either happen to see you. Also, dodging the question about if there’s a song about me on your album, I see. 😏