Johnny: What happens to him when you go away? Does someone take care of him or do you send him to camp? Bucket goes to a doggy camp and spa and she loves it. She plays all day, and she swims all the time (but she barely wants to go in the pool at home!) Oh man, I'm allergic to everything. You name it, I'm allergic to it. Every type of grass, every kind of tree, cats, dogs, ants, cockroaches, mosquitos, bees, mold, I'm not allergic to peanuts but I'm sensitive to peanuts. My body just can't decide if it wants to be allergic to those or not. I do survive on antihistamines and I wash my hands a lot.
Johnny: Those are some solid choices! I love those answers. I mean yeah I suppose so, but my dad was a big practical joker too and the people he hung out with were what you would describe as 'characters' so it was just normal to me. I was more of a mean kid than I was a class clown. My mom wanted me to behave but she only liked men who misbehaved so I had a lot of mixed messages from her but she would always tell me I was acting ugly. Even when I started doing stunts and pranks, she would watch Jackass and then say "PJ, you're actin' ugly." I loved her so much. I love her so much. I think about my parents every day. My medical record is heavy for sure. Broken bones, broken penis, eyeball popped out, 16 concussions, torn meniscus, I've had more near-deaths than I care to think about but that's show business. No pain will ever come close to pepper spray though. Hand to god that is the worst experience I've ever had. I love that you're advocating for that. It sucks that some producers will still play into that kind of thing it's just tonally so off. If you can't write material without making fun of people like that then you shouldn't be writing at all. I'm glad you're in a position to turn down those kinds of roles though.
Johnny: It was below the belt for sure, but I've never been the kind of person to cheat on a spouse. I know I'm a flirt, I've always been a flirt, even in high school. I blame my Southern charm. But I had my first kid, and I was trying to do the right thing. Having Chickenbutt really kicked me into gear, her mom and I got married after we found out she was pregnant, and I started taking acting a little more seriously because I needed to support my family. Even if she had have been there, I wouldn't have been able to do it, I don't think. I think I would've been seriously close. I can't lie about that. I think I would've almost. He put himself in danger 🤣 we had to reel him in and that's saying a lot.