❝ ░ sherlock s1 / starter sentences.
feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit !!
❛ [ name ], don’t talk out loud. you lower the iq of the whole street. ❜ ❛ you were thinking. it’s annoying. ❜ ❛ i’m not a psychopath, [ name ]. i’m a high-functioning sociopath. do your research. ❜ ❛ four people are dead, there isn’t time to talk to the police. ❜ ❛ [ name ] took my skull. ❜ ❛ that… was amazing. ❜ ❛ that’s not what people normally say. ❜ ❛ dear god, what is it like in your funny little brains? it must be so boring! ❜ ❛ i’m in shock, look, i’ve got a blanket. ❜ ❛ try not to start a war before i get home. you know what it does to the traffic. ❜ ❛ nicotine patch. helps me think. ❜ ❛ well, this is a prime spot. must be expensive. ❜ ❛ you can’t just break into my flat. ❜ ❛ are these human eyes? ❜ ❛ yes, thank you for your input. ❜ ❛ bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don’t you think? ❜ ❛ you’re wearing lipstick. you weren’t wearing lipstick before. ❜ ❛ gotta dash. i think i left my riding crop in the mortuary. ❜ ❛ look at you lot. you’re all so vacant. is it nice not being me? it must be so relaxing. ❜ ❛ we’ve got ourselves a serial killer. i love those. there’s always something to look forward to. ❜ ❛ do you know you do that out loud? ❜ ❛ serial killers, always hard… you have to wait for them to make a mistake. ❜ ❛ if you were dying, if you’d been murdered, in your very last few seconds, what would you say? ❜ ❛ you don’t seem very afraid. ❜ ❛ you don’t seem very frightening. ❜ ❛ how do you feel about the violin? ❜ ❛ what are you so happy about? ❜ ❛ do people usually assume you’re the murderer? ❜ ❛ i know how people think. i know how people think i think. i can see it all like a map inside my head. ❜ ❛ i love the brilliant ones. they’re always so desperate to get caught. ❜ ❛ you’re the second person to say that to me today. ❜ ❛ i know a real gun when i see one. ❜ ❛ that’s the frailty of genius, [ name ]. it needs an audience. ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna kill you, [ name ]. i’m gonna talk to ya, & then you’re gonna kill yourself. ❜ ❛ i need you to maximize your visual memory. try to picture what you saw. can you picture it? ❜ ❛ is that my computer? ❜ ❛ i’m [ name ] and i always work alone because no one else can compete with my massive intellect! ❜ ❛ careful! some of those skulls are over two hundred thousand years old. have a bit of respect! ❜ ❛ you took your time. ❜ ❛ can you maybe keep your voice down? ❜ ❛ don’t worry. next date won’t be like this. ❜ ❛ the great artisans say, the more the teapot is used, the more beautiful it becomes. ❜ ❛ i’m not desperate to root around some bloke’s dirty underwear. ❜ ❛ heroes don’t exist, & if they did, i wouldn’t be one of them. ❜ ❛ i’ll burn you. ❜ ❛ you ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. people might talk. ❜ ❛ is that a british army browning l9a1 in your pocket… or are you just pleased to see me? ❜ ❛ there’s a head in the fridge. ❜ ❛ i am on fire! ❜ ❛ just… tell me what happened from the beginning. ❜
