pizza slut

lol bye for a while idk how long i'll be gone pce nice knowing yall.

[famxus]

lAUGHS INDIRECTS ALL OVER NOW THIS IS WHY I FUCKIGN ELEFT IN TH FIRST PLACE BYE IM LEAVING AGAIN

[stxners-blog]

             ”—C’mon, don’t be an asshole, man. I always listen to you talk and talk and talk about everything and I listen whether I care about it or not.”

[famxus]

"Fine, fine, I'm sorry. I got about two seconds of sleep last night and I'm not exactly aware of people speaking. Go on, what were you saying?"

[famxus]

"I get it…You’re mad at me, and I’m sorry….Please listen to me. I need you to just listen to me, only if it’s for a quick minute, I need you to hear me out.”

[famxus]

     "Well, why exactly should I hear you out? I just— I just don't see the point."

[famxus]

awks i post a starter with my dave franco fc and it gets 3095835345 replies i post one for my camila fc and it gets -100

[novcllas]

  "C'mon, answer the question. What was your first kiss like?"

[famxus]

      "— Slobbery. Gross. Not something I enjoyed."

[wxlfmann]

  ♥ — “Wasn’t listening? You don’t say.”

"And you were the one who asked me advice on the definition of ‘smart-casual’."

[famxus]

    "You know me all too well. Hey, it's not my fault I have the attention span of a small child."

[famxus]

uniquesx replied to your post: uniquesx replied to your post: im not dead i...

is that a song or am i just stupid

that was a song just heavily edited by me

[famxus]

uniquesx replied to your post: im not dead i promise i’m just lazy

yOU’RE BACK

guess who's back

bac again

ant is back 

pls dont tell ur friends i think they ha te me

[dramaticsx-deactivated20131231]

"I swear to god you never listen to me."

[famxus]

"But I'm cute, so that compensates the fact I never listen."

[laurenfieldx-deactivated2014012]

    ”so I told her that your dick was too small.”

[famxus]

    "... You what?"

[wxlfmann]

  ♥ — “Sorry, am I keeping you awake?”

[famxus]

    "—Uh, what? Sorry.. I wasn't..."

[famxus]

       "——." Nope, he's not listening.

[famxus]

im not dead i promise i'm just lazy

[famxus]

"Saw some stupid girl twerking on a bench today so I pushed her off. Don't be stupid, and I won't break your arm."

[melodysnewharmony]

  "I’ve never met anyone like you.. Like us? I dunno how to put it."

[famxus]

          "Neither have I. I'm glad I met you, because you're wonderful, really."

[deadlyxoriginals-archive]

  "That’s good. I feel you there, I don’t exactly drink a lot either, only on occasions if I had to be honest, so I know how you feel. Really? Ha, I mean, it’s the same like ‘Lucas’ but with a ‘K’, guess my mom did try to be fancy but didn’t work out so well— but thanks for thinking it is, so are you feeling better today?"

[famxus]

"Drinking is just kind of stupid to me, I guess. Maybe I'm just a bitter lightweight." He chuckles, shaking his head. "Every name has the potential to be fancy unless that name is something I can't even spell. I'm fine now, just sleepy."

[famxus]

    "Extending your vowels doesn’t make your argument anymore legitimate."

[famxus]

  "Uhm, excuse me? Yes it does."