Hail Megatron!

Lugnut 🏳️‍⚧️ the most loyal of the great Megatron, Cybertron's rightful Master!

[fanatical-loyalty]

Introducing Lugnut! Everyone's favorite Decepticon fanatic, driven only by his sheer unadulterated zealotry and his Punch of Kill Everything.

First and foremost: this is a roleplay blog! With being a roleplay blog comes rules, which mun bring up later. Both mun and Lugnut are adults, but let's keep things sfw and somewhat sane, yes?

Now, let's talk about rules.

Rules:

Please do not spam my inbox! Mun is a busy person, and it might take time to get to some things while others may be easier to answer on the go.

Assholes get blocked! There's a difference between engaging with the character and outright harassment. Don't be an asshole!

Do not approach Lugnut sexually, you will get blocked.

On that note, minors ARE free to interact but will immediately get blocked if they get weird with Lugnut or ask anything of romantic or sexual nature. Mun does not care if it's on or out of character, this goes for underage muses, too.

Please remember that this is a roleplay blog! Memes and jokes are fine, but please don't get weird in my dms or inbox!

[swindle-the-spark-outta-you]

After observing Blitzwing’s shameless behavior towards machinery, 5 shanix for a metal beam to smack him with every time he drools over it.

[fanatical-loyalty]

Hm. Normally I'd take issue with you trying to capitalize off of stupidity instead of serving the cause, but given his incessant drooling as of late... Hand one over, Swindle. Consider yourself five shanix richer.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

GUESS WHO LEARNED HUMAN WEAPONS ARE FUN!

[fanatical-loyalty]

Do I even want to know what you got into?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

So... Bulldozers.

[fanatical-loyalty]

We are NOT spiking the machinery, Blitzwing!

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Why do you keep calling that filthy organic "hatchling", as if you have some kind of affection for it? It's disgusting and disgraceful.

~ ?

I don't recall asking for your input.

As far as I'm concerned– a hatchling of any species is still just a hatchling, and Primus only knows we don't have enough of our own.

[fanatical-loyalty]

They have a point, Blitzwing.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

I've seen other conspiracies on why we never conquered the Autobots and wish to come forward with my own.

[fanatical-loyalty]

I'll go and grab the High Grade...

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Let me speak, you fool!

See, it doesn't make sense that we haven't! They're small. Weak. Unorganized; more so than us, and that's saying something!

There's no reason for us to have dragged this on so much and I'm not stating it's because every mech on hand is short a few wires of a full circuit even though that definitely isn't helping. I am willing, with my entire spark, to put my shanix on our Illustrious Leader swapping direct port injections with their own for why this has dragged on damn long enough when we all know how easy taking over really could have been.

[fanatical-loyalty]

[Lugnut stares at the other mech before picking up the nearest object and aiming it directly at Blitzwing's helm.]

Go recharge, Blitzwing; you're starting to sound like Starscream!

[get-blitzed-idiot]

I've seen other conspiracies on why we never conquered the Autobots and wish to come forward with my own.

[fanatical-loyalty]

I'll go and grab the High Grade...

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Ah yes, the worst Autobot: Fentanyl Prime

[fanatical-loyalty]

We're wasting Energon and resources on you.

[fanatical-loyalty]

Ahah! both Blitzwing and Swindle, killed by humans.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Sweet Primus, I think we lost Lugnut. This calls for the good stuff!

[fanatical-loyalty]

You did not "lose me," Blitzwing, you fool! I'm exactly where I need to be!

[get-blitzed-idiot]

And where is that, pray tell?

[fanatical-loyalty]

Right where our Master told me to be, Blitzwing! At BOFA!

[get-blitzed-idiot]

At-

That's it! Send me your coordinates, Lugnut; I'm going to pull you apart by the joints and throw you into a damn trash compactor!

[fanatical-loyalty]

Eheh...

Haha, they're at bofa deez nuts.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Sweet Primus, I think we lost Lugnut. This calls for the good stuff!

[fanatical-loyalty]

You did not "lose me," Blitzwing, you fool! I'm exactly where I need to be!

[get-blitzed-idiot]

And where is that, pray tell?

[fanatical-loyalty]

Right where our Master told me to be, Blitzwing! At BOFA!

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Sweet Primus, I think we lost Lugnut. This calls for the good stuff!

[fanatical-loyalty]

You did not "lose me," Blitzwing, you fool! I'm exactly where I need to be!

[broken-wasp]

@fanatical-loyalty

Wasp never seen bot like you before....except maybie wrecking bot?..

[fanatical-loyalty]

Wrecking bot? Pah, the only things I wreck are the enemies of my great Master, Lord Megatron! Each mod I own are mods kitted to help aid our Glorious cause!

[broken-wasp]

Wasp was framed because of one eyed bot

[fanatical-loyalty]

I don't have one optic, I have five. I see Shockwave has gotten sloppy, which means yet again that I am the best in service of our Master!

[broken-wasp]

@fanatical-loyalty

Wasp never seen bot like you before....except maybie wrecking bot?..

[fanatical-loyalty]

Wrecking bot? Pah, the only things I wreck are the enemies of my great Master, Lord Megatron! Each mod I own are mods kitted to help aid our Glorious cause!

[fanatical-loyalty]

Bah! Blitzwing, always bad at doing what's told of him AND keeping his trap shut.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

As if you and your broken audials are any better at taking orders, Lugnut.

[swindle-the-spark-outta-you]

Well he’s also far easier to bargain with than some bot whose personality switches up faster than a blaster can fire.

[fanatical-loyalty]

Worry less about his switching and more about how blasted long it takes for his aft to make up his mind. The quickest I've witnessed was a single cycle. Any blaster that takes that long is worthless!

[fanatical-loyalty]

Bah! Blitzwing, always bad at doing what's told of him AND keeping his trap shut.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

... Can the heat make humans lag the same way it lags our processors?

[fanatical-loyalty]

Your processors lag out without the heat, regardless. What a stupid question.