Nobody Is Safe

Not even ME! The name's Blitzwing er/sie we put the "fren" in Schizofrenia! HAHAHA (pfp art credit goes to hwg_rin on X)

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Bring the heat??? I AM the heat!

Introduction and disclaimer:

This is a TFA roleplay blog run by someone with OSDD and ADHD, posting WILL be erratic.

You can call mun Thorn! Any pronouns are fine as long as you're mature about em.

Blitzwing and Mun are all adults

Mun is used to multiverse RPs, feel free to interact!

Mun doesn't mind any form of rp, but take in mind the time it takes to reply can vary between forms. It's much easier to meme than it is to type out a literate reply.

Mun will be using a tagging system instead of differentiating between switches, this is out of personal convenience

If you need anything tagged, just ask!

Mun's first language is not English. Please be patient with me.

Reworking this post, so lemme just add some rules because I've become quite liberal with blocking lately.

As of 03/03 I've decided I'm okay with more adult themes and jokes. Blacklist the "suggestive" and "nsft" tags if you don't want to see them.

Sending more asks when I haven't replied to your first one will not make me reply faster

It's the same with DMing me.

DMs will be OOC unless you request otherwise.

Slurs in my inbox will not be tolerated.

Ableism will not be tolerated in my inbox or my notes. The muse is disabled and so is the mun.

Please don't ask to talk to specific alters, that's not how dissociative disorders work. Both mun and muse will be upset.

If I find out you're a minor interacting with other adult bloggers in a way that is inappropriate or weird, you will be blocked. Minors are free to interact, but they need to behave.

I will not be dragged into "who's the better [x]" blogger drama. If you do not like how someone portrays a character, block them and move on.

Mun believes in curating your own online experience! There are themes and jokes about mechanophilia and objectophilia due to Blitzwing's behavior and dialogue in source. If you do not like this, block me and move on.

IF YOU ARE HERE OVER THE BLITZBEE MEME, BUMBLEBEE IS AN ADULT. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE A MEME, BLOCK AND MOVE ON.

Didn't think I'd have to include a DNI for my blog, but radqueers are not welcome here.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Cranky that you can't frolic about without throwing your back strut out aren't you?

Do you have any idea how nice it would be to simply move without my frame violently protesting as if we took a punch from Lugnut? Yes, I am very much so "cranky"about that.

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DONT SAY PR*MUS'S NAME IN VAIN. EDIT THAT LIKE A GOOD ROBOYIM.

Suck my aft.

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How in Primus's name are these bots flexing and jumping and doing things like that? If I take a singular STRUT in a way my frame doesn't like, the circuits act like we are falling the frag apart at the seams, and it makes me violently envious watching others frisking about without tweaking a single nut out of place.

[memepocalypse]

Reblog this if you understand roleplayers are human, so they will occasionally post vent/ooc posts and that's okay.

we're not required to be perfect all the time.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[shockwave-reporting]

Blitzwing if you have access to an alternate timeline I demand that information immediately

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Suck my bearings, Shockwave. I don't have access to it, and wouldn't give it to you anyway.

[shockwave-reporting]

Now now Blitzwing, we can't answer your question if we don't have the way to study it can we? Aren't you interested in the answer?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

HYPOTHETICAL. I stated hypothetically, Shockwave. There are better methods available to tell a mech to go frag himself.

[shockwave-reporting]

I have no interest in what you do for yourself. I'm requesting that information for my personal research.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

You go and find that information then, I don't have it. And you have not answered the question, Shockwave. Is it self-servicing? Would it be self-servicing, Shockwave?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

...Do you think deaf mechs and femmes moan with an accent?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[shockwave-reporting]

Blitzwing if you have access to an alternate timeline I demand that information immediately

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Suck my bearings, Shockwave. I don't have access to it, and wouldn't give it to you anyway.

[shockwave-reporting]

Now now Blitzwing, we can't answer your question if we don't have the way to study it can we? Aren't you interested in the answer?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

HYPOTHETICAL. I stated hypothetically, Shockwave. There are better methods available to tell a mech to go frag himself.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[shockwave-reporting]

Blitzwing if you have access to an alternate timeline I demand that information immediately

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Suck my bearings, Shockwave. I don't have access to it, and wouldn't give it to you anyway.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Very funny to us that the humans created and banned a statue of this fictional Big Evil, due to it being too attractive. Only to commission an even more attractive statue of said fictional Big Evil to replace it. Sublime performance. Resplendent perspective. Truly a species worthy of being called apex predators.

[comet-geten]

I had to look up what you were talking about and goddamn.

Absolutely would smash.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

The chains make a very... appealing image. But the irony of the second statue makes us laugh.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

I'm too high for this, robot man.

I do not recall asking. This is a We Suffer scheduled program, not a Blitzwing Suffers one.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Very funny to us that the humans created and banned a statue of this fictional Big Evil, due to it being too attractive. Only to commission an even more attractive statue of said fictional Big Evil to replace it. Sublime performance. Resplendent perspective. Truly a species worthy of being called apex predators.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Doomed to fall apart at the hands of the narrative, but sexually not tragically.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Running from these foolish, annoying bags of flesh like I've been running from... well. Tactfully avoiding my assigned duties by making sure others can perform them in my place.

[comet-geten]

Need to talk about it, Big Guy?

Or would you prefer to fuck it out?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

... I'll send you the coordinates in a few kliks.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Run little robot boy from the human flesh people!

Why do you insist on calling us little and boy? We are neither.