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Fanfiction lover extraordinaire
In about a gazillion fandoms and will rant about them
Feel free to send me asks about almost anything!! You can send me your fanfics too and I'll read and fanboy over them!!!!!!
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
Last time I saw this
post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at
the second Eggman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.
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"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding
Pro tip! If you want to re-experience being birthed, curl up under like five blankets for twenty minutes, long enough for it to become slightly humid under there, then stick your head out.
Shen Jiu running across a mama street dog that looks at him sadly and wags while he’s eating. When he goes over to her she cowers like she believes she’s going to be hit but she doesn’t stop wagging. He follows her back to her litter— they can barely move around on their own, much less find food. The mother is already so skinny though, he’d be shocked if she’s still producing milk.
Ning Yingying greatly enjoys flying back to Qing Jing with 5 puppies squirming inside her robes. She helps Shen Jiu wash them all off, and bullies him into letting at least the mother onto his bed. She is very cuddly. And warm.
Yue Qingyuan would feel so uncomfortable if Shen Jiu tried to pamper him for an evening, which is why they would need to turn it into an obedience sex thing. Shen Jiu has to carry a riding crop the whole time so he can smack Qi-ge when he tries to crawl away from the back massage.
Shen Jiu: I don't need therapy
Mu Qingfang: Just give it a shot. We can start with something easy. How do you start your day?
Shen Jiu: As everyone does, I get out of bed and clean up myself
Mu Qingfang: That's good...
Shen Jiu: Then after I'm washed and dressed, I stand in front of a mirror and remind myself that all men are monsters including myself and everyone will leave me eventually
Mu Qingfang: ...
Mu Qingfang: Ok, so, there's a few things to unpack there...
also, its sister tweet:
How could you forget:
Had to add this gem
Pouring one out for Poison Junior.
person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control
I NEED ANSWERS
WHICH TASTES MORE LIKE MINT?
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GAY FLAG (NOT RAINBOW FLAG, THE ACTUAL GAY ONE)
fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦♀️
The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!
It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)
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🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember
*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*
WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW
here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!
the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better
here’s some examples:
Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)
OneLook thesaurus is a lifesaver!
Hey, why not reblog this.
*boops*
*BOOPS BACK!*
There's a Luo Binghe and a Luo Bingge. Liu Qingge suggests an existence of a Liu Qingmei
homophobic people when they realize they bought m&ms instead of m&fs
STOP REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY
MAKE THIS THE MOST FAMOUS POST ON THIS WEBBED SITE
it is SO funny.
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can't stop thinking about how andy weir said that rocky is essentially baby talking to grace the entire time because the way he normally speaks is too advanced for their makeshift translator to understand (which makes sense, there is a limited amount of words inputted). so basically the entire time we've been treating rocky as if he's one of the dogs from "up", the ones with the collar that outputs their thoughts in human language. we've been treating rocky like a pet. when actually, rocky has been talking to ryland like a puppy the entire time.... even before y'alls fanon of ryland becoming rocky and adrian's pet human in his zoo enclosure.
