i am not immune to cool wolves

any pronouns fine / aroace / fanfic writer. drop me an ask if you've read it, I'm always down to ramble about my ocs! / calvin and hobbes is hands down the best cartoon strip ever don't @ me / fandoms mainly One Piece but also harry potter and bnha

[fladurblegon]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[what-even-is-thiss]

Kids sitcom about a group of friends where all of them are a part of secret magical or superhero based underground society that don’t know about each other and they all think that the others are ignorant normies that they have to protect from their magical shenanigans.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The witch kid, the superhero sidekick, the cryptid hunter, and the half fairy kid are all unknowingly trying to hide the same talking cat from the principal of their school and the talking cat doesn’t tell any of them about each other because it’s currently getting many extra helpings of treats in exchange for its silence.

[what-even-is-thiss]

During the episode where they all find out about each other’s secret lives there’s obviously a slow look over to the cat who’s like “well you never asked. Anyways, completely unrelated but I’ve gotta go.”

[xanaxfarts]

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

[stalkingchair]

This is brainwashing propaganda

[nicotine-and-tangerine]

your life begins by leaving and our love is shown in the letting go - chords, the amazing devil

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[themanwhoateastronomy]

it's gonna be okay. it's not gonna be okay. but that's okay too. it's going to feel really long and take forever. but then i'll blink and it'll all be over. i'm going to lose myself a hundred times. i'll find myself a million times more. the fear is unbearable. but the success might make me forget it. i have to run away from this. but maybe i should try fighting it first. i want to give up all the time. but i didn't come this far just to come this far. i think it's time to lay down and quit. but i think i've learned a lot here and can make something even more beautiful. i think the roads i'll take will have a lot of struggle. but they will be mine. it's gonna be okay. it's not gonna be okay. but i think that's okay too.

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[yuumei-art]

It's wild blueberry season in Sweden and I've been picking and eating my fill everyday from the forest behind my house! The entire forest floor is covered in wild blueberry bushes and the tangy taste is so cosmic, I had to paint them✨ Photos of the berries I picked!

Painting process~

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

via @i-am-snowils-admiral

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[theslowesthnery]

you get it

[stuckinapril]

Always always always tell people you love they are so smart and capable. I will die on this hill. More often than not people are raised in unforgiving environments that tell them they are inherently “stupid” and not good enough for things, whether that be parents or cruel bosses or unsupportive friends. An underrated way of supporting people is reminding them they are brilliant no matter what anyone has ever said about their intellect and potential. People can do wonders when it’s affirmed to them their limiting beliefs are just that: limiting beliefs.

[i-am-a-fish]

I need to be held for 4 hours but that's my business I don't need to post about that

[llama-sidekick]

I'm at work so I can only hold you on paper

[i-am-a-fish]

oooohjhh I love this so much this is so cute and you are so kind thank you and your art RULES