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dashamanych

SHE'S GETTING THAT MAGICIAN AHH

#dont go here but I giggled

Slugs

#pizza tower #cats art #the vigilante #pizza tower fanart

little thangs

#cats art #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #tomato toppin #pizza tower toppins #peasanto

stark1lling

I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHITTTT

stark1lling

sorry for peasanto posting so much but uhhh headcannons yay!

liquidshay

you know i had to do it

userfish

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

userfish

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

Quite fond of the humble portmanteau

valdevia

As human-led soil erosion creates more barren landscapes, invasive species like the Trapdoor Plant (Nepenthes decipula) are on the rise.

These carnivorous plants take hold in depleted topsoil, growing into large underground chambers filled with digestive fluid. As unsuspecting animals walk on them, a camouflaged leaf quickly moves out of the way to let them fall inside. Its slick interior, barbed edge, and the fast-acting acid make escape highly unlikely.

While most are smaller, some become large enough to capture full-grown humans.

(Bestiary)

valdevia

This idea was suggested to me by my 6-year-old nephew and biggest Bestiary fan, Telmo! That kid is already coming up with great monster designs, he's going places! :) It's a real honour collaborating with him

serious-tabaxi

notably, though N. Decipula has yet to be domestically grown, multiple guerilla warfare groups have used it in combat, due to it's general shape and structure being more or less identical to a pit trap. given that it grows naturally, finding a N. Decipula is far more cost and energy-efficient than digging a pit trap.

#my buddy eric fell into one of these

notahorseindisguise

i know hes trying to make fun of the city slickers here but the way this is written really makes it sound like he is Not At All having fun with his country work and he wants to be at party

twistedpictures

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

animusbell

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

animusbell

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

jukashi

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

animusbell

You are so right actually