Fancy a bite?

[thememedaddy]

[kitfreeman]

odio que EEUU sea feliz

[autisticlittleguy]

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[sigmaleph]

you see there's this superior class of being called 'artists' and when they have to worry about things like 'creating art that makes money even if that's not what they'd find most enjoyable or satisfying' or, god forbid, 'having a job unrelated to art', this is a cosmic injustice that we must reorganise society to solve immediately.

everyone else can get fucked though. they don't have the soul of an artist so it's fine if they need to labour for money instead of getting paid to do their hobbies.

[queer-as-city-folk]

5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

[queer-as-city-folk]

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[thememedaddy]

[sunfortune]

tony stark is literally a genius

yeah but hes a genius the way jimmy neutron is a genius, you know what i mean? like every jimmy neutron episode he makes some wild shit that no regular person would be able to make but then he fucks up every time bc he just has No Common Sense. that was tony with ultron like yeah he was intelligent enough to make a whole artificial intelligence robot but then the AI robot tries to fucking kill everyone like……………wow you just made me realize age of ultron is literally just an episode of jimmy neutron

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[br0ken-l3gs]

He is NOT allowed.

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[beardedmrbean]

[comradekatara]

atla fans are so lame they’ll write elaborate modern aus where the fantasy world with nary a single white person is transposed into the starbucks on main street in bumfuck kansas and then they won’t even have the decency to do the bare minimum and make katara a communist. at most they write her as like. a third wave feminist who thinks healthcare should be more affordable. guys she literally bombed a factory .

[probuccalfat]

Liv tyler arwen and aragorn would be the only couple if ever be a third for. I need that bad and I'm not kidding. Like. I'm not poly as a rule but if they were into me I would abandon literally everything I've ever believed in without hesitation.

it’s like nobody even remembers.