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me: WHO DO I HAVE TO F I G H T
i don't do bad sauce passes
occasionally subtle
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best friend: *is sad*
me: WHO DO I HAVE TO F I G H T
The secret to success is going to sleep in your suit and waking up in the morning already dressed for work.
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Go ahead and have fun with your slut. I’m better off without you using me.
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You need me to crack some skulls? I can do that.
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An Insane Collection of Beyoncé Being Badass
"Beyoncé was like ‘I know you thinking ‘This bitch!’ because she’s picky, but I’m picky too! and I said ‘No! I don’t be thinking that, I be thinking I know EXACTLY how you feel’ and I just respect it!" -Nicki Minaj
rly glad it's 2014 and i can end all my dumb jokes via text with the sunglass emoji
drunk rina reads youtube comments
i love when dudes think they’re being progressive by saying “i like her body too, she’s ~curvier~” like congrats, you’re still a huge douche for even bringing up perceived sexiness. if you wanted to actually act like a decent human being you’d find something to talk about other than their body and whether you like it or not, bro
THE ONGOING SAGA OF THE FRAGILE WHITE
The Daily Show aired its long awaited segment on the Washington, D.C., NFL team name, in which fans were confronted by Natives on the set.
Before it even aired, the segment proved controversial. The satirical cable television news program had recruited team fans for the segment via Twitter; four were ultimately chosen to participate. But those participants told the Washington Post they felt like they were attacked.
Kelli O’Dell, who says it was unfair for The Daily Show to have her debate Amanda Blackhorse—the lead plaintiff in Blackhorse v. Pro-Football, Inc., which resulted in cancelling six of the team’s trademarks—says she felt like she was placed “in danger.” O’Dell later called authorities to pull The Daily Show tapes she had consented to appear on:
Two days later, O’Dell said she called D.C. police and tried to submit a police report, but authorities told her no crime had been committed.
People want their right to be racist. But the minute they approach facing real life consequences—and mild ones, given what they should expect for years of violence and slurs—look how they shake and cry. Look how they flee and fly to the po-lice, understanding fully the institutional role played by cops.
she tried to file a police report, hahahahaha! foolish.
#on a scale from one to ten #how much of a ridiculous crush did i have on cary elwes as a child #if you answered anything less that seven hundred million thousand #you are incorrect
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via dahlia—noir)
MASTER’S ‘GET LOST’ GESTURE COMPILATION
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