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[poslednikovboj]

v rámci obrozenectví navrhuji převzít frázi "What's cooking, good looking" a užívat ji jako "Jak se vaří, sličná tváři"

dveřmi se vyprovodím sám, děkuji

[paisleycowboys]

man I love a tragedy and Johnny Silverhand/V is thee doomed relationship. What if I was a virus eating your mind and killing you but in the process of trying to save your life we learned to share a body and a brain and we do actually get along despite everything. What if I taught you passion and believing in a cause and you taught me compassion and joy. What if after becoming one, we were doomed to separate in order for either of us to survive and it leaves neither of us whole.

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wystmika]

pantalone: in another life i would have loved chasing tax evaders with you

[luka-labrathor]

Jedinej den v roce, kdy je nutno tohle sdílet

[key-ofdestiny]

are you lost?

i was searching for liminal spaces for inspo and my friend helped me to choose one pic ww

i love the dottolings

twt link~

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[fandangomuz]

dalo by se prelozit dottolone jako kalhot + doktor = kaktor ?

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[lifeloverdottorish]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[sodiumfluoride]

And so it shall be that we march beyond the end of the world

[homunculus-argument]

I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.

But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.

A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.

A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

i feel obligated to share this classic banger exactly with the premise of "woke up with a massive hangover and can't remember wtf we did"

[eky-barroquino]

I want a sitcom where all the scenes happen in Borromini's room and we just see him alone working at 4AM

[eky-barroquino]

POV: You are Urban VIII and you go to see how the work of the baldaccino is going

[merlischachen]

pov ur artistic rival just made some bullshit!!

[fandangomuz]

Bohuzel jsem si nevytahl baroko, ale ted mam tolik volneo casu, ze Giancesco college au enemies to lovers au IS COMING