Help! I’m Alive…

Glitch/T - 30+/She/They/Dude mostly Cyberpunk 2077 with a spattering of other things i make fanart and write fanfic see pinned post

[glitchinginthegarden]

Glitch's Blog Index (ver. 2026)

Hey there, welcome to my blog! You can call me Glitch! I'm a 30-something person (she/they/dude) from the USofA (unfortunately).

My original work takes the form of: fanfic, art, virtual photography, and location/apartment mods for Cyberpunk 2077.

▸If I liked your post but didn't reblog it, chances are high it's in my queue. ▸I don't answer replies/asks/etc on mobile, so it may take me a little bit to get back to people depending on when I'm on desktop.

📝 My AO3 is right -> here <-

🎮 Fandoms/Media + Side Blogs ↴

Cyberpunk 2077 -> heavy on the SilverV

Mass Effect Trilogy

Dragon Age -> all games -> @onlighthouserooftops

Fallout -> 3/4/NV/Prime -> @lookingforagoodneighbor

Fight Club

Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West

Far Cry 5

The Pitt

Baldur's Gate 3 -> @tadpoletightrope

Avatar: FoP

Nature <- no really, I post a lot of animals and stuff

I will reblog art for ANY fandom if I think it's neat

⚠️ Obligatory Disclaimers:

🔞 This blog is an 18+ space. You WILL find NSFW (gore/violence/nudity/adult themes) content here. I leave the decision to proceed up to you but this is really not a blog for minors. I'm also not your parent.

I do not reliably tag CW/TW -> I try but I can't account for everything.

I do not endorse whatever garbage ads this site has deposited onto my blog -> uBlock is your friend.

If a piece of media is more than a couple of years old, I likely won't tag spoilers, sorry.

I block accounts that look or behave like bots. Unfortunately, due to bots and scams, I have closed my messages to anyone I'm not following.

This blog is anti-genAI/chatGPT. If I ever reblog something that contains AI, it was not intentional and I want to know. Please tell me so that I can remove the post.

I am a fandom veteran at this point, so don't come at with anti/proship bullshit. Ship and let ship, and if you don't like something close the tab.

❗Please do not tag over my OC/ship content with your own. ❗Please do not repost/edit/claim my works. ❗Please do not use my OCs or original creations for RP.

-> Other Places To Find Me ↴

Bluesky Nexus Mods Twitter [dead] Ko-Fi Patreon

Blog navigation tags and other links below the cut ↴

Fanfic Masterlist <- slightly out of date

#glitch fics <- general fanfic tag

#fic: help! i'm alive ⇒ cyberpunk 2077 canon rewrite (divergence) #fic: fool's gold ⇒ silverv mechanic AU #fic: sometime around midnight ⇒ silverv modern AU #fic: all that glitters ⇒ silverv pirate AU #fic: drops of jupiter ⇒ silverv soulmates/red string AU #fic: coin flip ⇒ phantom liberty AU (post-temperance)

OC Tags:

#oc: vaye durand ↳ #ship: cherry bomb / #silvervaye #oc: gil vickers #oc: vince harrison #oc: warren tate #oc: alva hoffman #glitchgarden ocs (for the rest) -> tags aren't updated yet

Original Stuff Tags:

#glitchgarden art -> my art ↳ #big wip energy -> all WIPs #glitchcaps -> virtual photography #glitch's adventures in modding -> cyberpunk modding

[old pinned post]

[goslinggf]

Ryan Gosling as Officer K Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villenueve

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[glitchinginthegarden]

Just got home from five hours at a birthday party for the three nieces and I'm so worn out that I don't even know what to do with myself besides lay here and scroll.

[gremlininho]

[velnna]

and remember

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[for-sure-not-a-llama]

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Not optional I guess

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[rhera]

A Simple Favor (2018) - Old Acquaintance (1943) - Squid Game (TV 2021–2025) -Morocco (1930) - Now and Then (1995) - Victor/Victoria (1982) - She's the Man (2006) - Killing Eve (TV 2018–2022) - School of Rock (2003) - Sylvia Scarlett (1935) - Lullaby of Broadway (1951) - Flashdance (1983) - Annie Hall (1977) - The Hot Chick (2002) - Yentl (1983) - Notting Hill (1999)

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[furry-fey]

just gonna leave these here

[furry-fey]

oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

[jackson-imbecille]

Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’ve already drawn it 🤓

I’ll only post the full uncensored version on my sideblog @velocistraptor if Senshi wins, though 👀

How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

[spoonoftar]

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

[the-real-gingakid]

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

[skyhon]

This reminded me of this