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[grimknights]

Will the sun ever shine on us again?

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Skokan skřehotavý (Pelophylax ridibundus)

[slavicafire]

listen man, i'm trying to watch your kids. move out of the way

[slavicafire]

thank you...

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

A helpful guide for all my fellow antlerheads

[redstonedust]

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

intro to american politics

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

gotta be this one

and one for the current version of the country

[labradorduck]

I know the defensetration of Prague but what's this second one?

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Rath vs Macek

[nchntd]

In the club

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[soratayuya]

@chaotic-lizard

[neilek]

THERESA ONE CHANCE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEE

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Creature illustrations by MsNaught on ArtStation

[homunculus-argument]

I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.

But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.

A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.

A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

i feel obligated to share this classic banger exactly with the premise of "woke up with a massive hangover and can't remember wtf we did"

[prokopetz]

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

[nearo]

[boymounter]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Blaničtí rytíři simulátor

[jackofthejones8]

Bruncvík riding out and seeing economic systematic exploitation, suplemented by electronic currency:"The fuck do you mean they are rich in gold that doesn't exist?!"

[lavenderknight]

imagine it's 15th century hungary and your biggest problem is being gay

[amustikas]

just two lads wondering around the Czech subtropical forest

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[edgebug]

so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?

like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.

[savi-shiji]