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[transmlmz]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[prepare4life]

NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

[stark-raven-mad]

I’m sorry guys, i had to

[stark-raven-mad]

It’s been long enough that I can bring this back

[aberrantemotion]

You know what? Good job man. Im proud to say this is the first time ive been rickrolled

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

I knew what was coming so I just didn’t read it but my dad taught me this

[fanonical]

accio a shit post please?

what if Dobby didn’t have his like pillowcase-robe-thing and was just cock and balls out at all times

[mysteriouslypeculiar]

I refuse to believe that Dobby has genitals. Thank you and goodnight.

[fanonical]

just got back from breaking into Rowling’s house to look for the original napkin she wrote on and it says right here, Dobby has a fourteen inch monster schlong but it was cut for religious reasons

[fanonical]

by cut i mean edited out not circumcised

[rt-yr]

GODS NO, PLEASE, ANOTHER ONE

[fanonical]

what if you got to the sorting hat on your first year and deadass the hat was like???? this bitch ain’t magic and Dumbledore was like “haha i thought i’d have a nice prank this year x ok let’s send them back home now lol u deadass thought u was magic 😂” and they just fucking put you back on the train

[inksplit]

[imaginmation]

Large emotion

[sirfrogsworth]

A mama lynx decided this Alaskan porch was a good spot to give birth. 

I guess when a giant cat decides to have kittens on your porch, you have to let nature take its course. 

[thefrogman]

I found a video of the lynx kitties! 

And I found the porch owner who took more photos. 

Check out the murder paws!

Annoying mama.

Climbing a giant tree… no big.

You can see more lynx goodness on Tim Newton’s photography page. 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

WHY are their LEGS so long i cant deal with this

[princesstigerbelle]

Imagine them BEANS

[naamahdarling]

As an adaptation to the cold of their native habitat, lynxes have very small beans relative to their paw size!

So you’d be getting a handful of squishy toes and fur, and some pretty big claws, but the beans would be small and well-hidden by fur.

BIG MASHERS

tiny beans

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[brawltogethernow]

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

[democraticsenator]

r u a math problem because ur making me cry 

[teenagerposts]

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

[babyanimalgifs]

[thebootydiaries]

My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[usta1969]

[shaaknaa]

@vaspider

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look at these kids

[urami1080]

@timeclonemike

@cinnamonazzy

[golgezuktirah]

[dragongirl028]

Found this on Facebook and just HAD to share! Can’t find the original source, since this has been shared on numerous groups and pages, but it is NOT MINE!

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[30-minute-memes]

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[that-one-ts-artist]

Look, you say Yeet, we reblog. It’s a simple hivemind.

[official-lucifers-child]

“stick of unsalted butter”