Ships Are My Life

[dahliasheng]

Cas in season 10 be like

[castrationstation-deactivated20]

when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye

[fendilouisprada]

IMAGINE BEING SOMEONES FAVAOURITE BLOG

OR BEING AN ACCOUNT EVERYONE RECCOMENDS YOU TOO WHEN NEW FANS ASK

OR BEING THE PRETTY ONE

OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE

YEAH

THAT WOULD BE NICE

[docorwho]

[green-circles]

[dongqu33n-blog]

what if every god in every religion exists

like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds

and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one

“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”

“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”

[impurefools-deactivated20191129]

#disney what are you waiting for

[lokidarklordofall]

Have you watched Supernatural?

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

[shmapey-deactivated20140329]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

[deactivatedthe-final-horcrux]

Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.

[1hdksowneodndosns-deactivated20]

if someone refuses to use your preferred pronouns, give them a new name for example, my mom calls me she so I’ve started calling her Carl

[amazinglyanimated]

[iguanamouth]

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

fuckin

crazy ass

bobbleheaded

tiny motherfuckin

i dont even

things that dont make any sense

dragon faced

jesus christ is that a duck

some kind of prehistoric nonsense

holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

[perks-of-being-chinese]

birds are so cool omg

[deancasheadcanons]

ok but real talk dean learning that nothing ever gets deleted from the internet u can literally SEE all the conversations he’s had with men in chat rooms running thru his mind

[gif source]

[bloody-men-with-blue-eyes]

#all the gay porn he’s searched for

[nanadidas-blog]

100% offense but milk is nasty as hell who willingly drinks a whole glass of milk like you must have really been thru some things 

[tyleroakleyismyqueen]

why do girls go to the bathroom together

to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing

to have a feeling of security

to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear

to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup

to gossip in safety

to cry in safety

to talk about the hottie in your algebra class

to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments

to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing

to tell a secret

possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

[goldmatisse]

Also to rap battle

[troyetroyetroye]

To sacrifice the males

[clownhowell]

To have lesbian sex

[my-path-serpentine]

To open the Chamber of Secrets

[fixmebellamy]

Boys hermione gone to the bathroom alone once and got attacked by a troll

[gaymersalsa]

this website I swear

[alliecatt20]

Hermione getting attacked by troll is the only reason boys need.

[bisexualfunfacts]

It's lgbtq right now? Wow, soon it's literally going to be abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. It's getting complicated and too much.

it’s spelled  e-a-t m-y a-s-s

-julia

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question

[lost-in-hammerspace-deactivated]

[the-hopeful-lark]

My head just exploded

[latteos-deactivated20150830]

[raddad2006-deactivated20160424]

this is oddly uplifting