Chaotic nightmare goblin man

Uk, Wardrobe manager, dungeon master. Oscar, 29

[queeranarchism]

"If you don't like the risks and side effects of this medication, try this natural remedy!"

Looks inside

It's herbal medication with the same physical effects as the prescription medication, resulting in the same risks and side effects while being much harder to dose safely.

[my-dailydreams]

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

a sore throat is the dumbest immune system response ever. like oh yeah, there's a germ! gotta defend the body against it! let's make it unbearably painful to eat and drink, two of the most necessary things for survival!

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[grabmyboner]

What word do you prefer to use when referencing a male’s genitalia

Penis

Cock

Dick

Wiener

Boner

Willy

Ding Dong

Schlong

Wang

Member

Voting ended onJun 13

[achaoticbee]

Shout out to the currently (12/06) 2.7% of people that choose Ding Dong. Love you all.

[dailycatsblog]

[goth-queen]

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Remaining time: 10 hours 51 minutes

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[ryliith]

He likes the blue ones better. The yellow ones are his second favorite. He does not stop eating crayons after this.

Based on this:

[striders]

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

[mays-strays]

We can see nothing in these holes btw. We have checked

[victusinveritas]

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot