I’m Just A Guy

The Caro™ 29/Pan/Agender. I’m AFAB but cool with whatever pronouns. I don’t want peace. I want PROBLEMS. Always.

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

yup that tag goes on the post

[lilyblisslys]

tumblr is an ideal website for seeing the most gorgeous beautiful women alive be alone and miserable for completely inscrutable reasons

[tall]

[xxxvampbarbiexxx]

This is me btw

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[eloiscbridgerton]

VERMITHOR & SILVERWING HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 3.06 – Faceless Men

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[djnusagi]

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.

[merysujka]

how it feels to liveblog a walk or an errand

[bbbunnygutsss]

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

[homunculus-argument]

Chainmoker Cat and Bojack Horseman are now the two only items in my list of "shows that are actually fucking amazing but which I wouldn't recommend to anyone."

[tosety]

I haven't seen Bojack Horseman yet but I can say I'll recommend Chainsmoker Cat not as an enjoyable watch but as a depiction of addiction that is neither cool nor cute.

Do not go into Chainsmoker Cat with the plan to be amused unless you like gross out humor, and even then, if you have any empathy you're going to pity her.

It's amazing and I think everyone should watch it... But not as an enjoyable watch

[homunculus-argument]

Honestly, having watched the first five episodes, I was initally surprised that the protagonist is consistently doing better than I was doing at my worst. Sure, the rock bottom is the same, materially speaking, but who in the ever-loving fuck has a sister who's willing to buy a hazmat suit to come take care of you in your nasty-ass home when you're sick??

I fully went in assuming that there would be a lot more plotlines boiling down to "local woman goes into insane lengths to make sure that absolutely nobody knows how badly she is living because the only thing that could make it worse would be having anyone witness it", but she's got a fucking support network (mainly consisting of peers who aren't doing any better but still)?? She's got a healthy attitude about it and reminds herself that she's not a bad person just because she's got no life management skills?? She has family and loved ones who know how badly she's doing and still want to help instead of shaming her for making them look bad in association???

Insane what a world of difference it makes when you're not ashamed of being a loser and have loser buddies to be losers with, instead of hiding in isolation from your better-doing friends out of shame and clinging to abusers out of desperation.

There's a segment of population to whom Chainsmoker Cat is a cozy wish-fulfillment fantasy kind of show.