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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

boghermit

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

Throwback to seeing black veil brides 2 years ago 😍😍

#bvb #black veil brides #live show #2023 #andy biersack #andy black #black veil army #my photos #amazing #cool photos #concert #concert photos

🍁༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🍁

for-lost-souls

You've wandered far enough for today. Would you like a hot chocolate?

Take your time, tonight, the stars will be up. Try spotting a constellation or two.

crochethub

Finished my first mosaic blanket today for my best friend's birthday by chesterlola2014

alvasmadcreations

Whoa

cerristrahm

A video tape from James Rolfe with both spellings of the name on holy fuck am I really seeing this

nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20

MANDELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thegarsh

So this whole “split universe” thing was really the publisher not knowing how to spell their own fucking IP.

wet-monsoon

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

wet-monsoon

no….. No

NO

claratyler

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

wet-monsoon

busket

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

creature-enjoyer29-deactivated2

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

nuevayor

just-shower-thoughts

When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism is to make jokes about everything. Now people tell me I’m childish.

just-shower-thoughts

When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism is to make jokes about everything. Now people tell me I’m childish.

helpimanspnfan

So I was watching a movie with my dad the other day and...

This shot appeared….

Dad: That type fire is known as ‘dancing angels’!

Me: *immediately thinks of*….

… I’m going to hell….

ghostingarden

I was just walking to class and there were two guys walking really close together in front of me. and then they accidently brushed hands. and one of them turns to look at at the other kid and says, “bro take me out to dinner first”