The Blog of Nothing

SD. she/her. 29. Obsessed with Obsession. ✌✌

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[craicisirish]

reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good

Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

[kvalik]

😻 The Driver Number Challenge! | Grill The Grid 2026 | Episode 2 | Max Verstappen

[fandoms-and-stuffs]

Recently F1 fics have had so much banal back and forth dialogue. "You hate it." "Skill issue." It drives me nuts. It isn't funny. It stops being cute after the first interaction. Is it AI translation or just plain AI recently in fics? If someone has a good answer, or if that answer is I am just being unfair, let me know.

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[unamccormack]

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

[regionalpancake]

!!!! Today is the only chance we’ll ever have to listen to this absolute banger of apocalyptic fiction on the very day the story is set 😲✨

Nemoy’s voice is PERFECT in this!

(A content warning if you do listen - the dog dies, though it’s not super graphic)

[regionalpancake]

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

[formulaocean]

Imagine you’re being called SLOW by your old rival but it doesn’t matter because even without pace you’re defending like a GOD and he can’t overtake you to join the fight for a win and then your team let’s you get UNDERCUT by him and it’s all for nothing but youre clinically INSANE and have NOTHING to lose and break at the latest possible moment to take back the position you barely have the pace for

[souvenir116]

Charles in Bono's eyes

[laura1633]

Kimi stalking Max around the paddock and not wanting anyone else to get near him .... meanwhile Jules Gounon is out there casually walking around in Max's fireproof underwear and having Max joke about fisting him.

I am not sure it is the F1 paddock Kimi needs to be worried about.

[maxcore]

anyway miss spa is so beautiful and whimsical and long and yet they're replacing her with a fundamentally evil street track. fia you deserve nothing

[thissying]

Chiel: "How thin is the balance between the slipstream being too close and being perfect?"

Max: "Well, when you hit him, it's too close."

[mikadonian]

[mashinkavrumvrum]

New round of the Grand Prix - new poster! This time we're going to the Belgian Grand Prix with you! Pack your waffles, your nerves, and enjoy

[anemptyflask]

I do laugh when Max gets screwed over by a safety car bc he's always like "yeah, unlucky, but that's racing" because he is the one person who can never truly complain about a safety car without getting destroyed lol

[sapphireaazul]

LMAO max’ reaction to oscar/charles incident

charles: that one was-

max: it was calculated

he knows him so fucking well 😭😭

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[eva-stratts-pet-anomalocaris]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[virivrse]

?? 🤨

[burningbluesunsets]

Yes, Max Verstappen is an omega. But I can’t tell you if he’s hidden his identity from the pack for years or got famous being the only omega capable of surviving in Formula One. I can’t tell you if he immediately became the one and only pack omega or got fully kicked out for being too aggressive. I can’t tell you if he’s mated and loyal to only one alpha or if he gets fucked by different drivers on the daily. You shall find out yourself.

[scuderiamarlboro]

mekies running after max via @/verstappenews on twitter