for clarification this is the plate bowl in question
Dick, walking into the kitchen and grabbing stuff for cereal:
Jason, sitting at the kitchen island eating: *notices what Dick's doing, looking at the dish he grabbed*
Jason: What are you doing?
Dick: Serving myself cereal?
Jason: In a fucking plate??
Dick, confused: It's a bowl?
Jason: No tf it's not, that's a plate.
Dick: But- *holds the dish up to Jason* -tall sides. Holds liquid. Bowl.
Tim, has been sitting next to Jason the entire time: No it's not. Bowls are concave, that's not concave enough or deep enough to be a bowl.
Jason, nodding: Yeah, it has to be rounder. Half a ball. Spherical.
Dick: Literally no? It holds the milk and cereal. It's a bowl.
Jason: But it's not bowl enough. Bowls are smaller at the bottom so when there's a little you can still scoop.
Tim: Yeah, and you can't with that. You'll get to the point where the spoon is more bowl than the bowl and you won't be able to get it without tilting.
Dick, annoyed now: More bowl than the bowl? Tim how long since you slept?
Tim: Irrelevant, yk what I meant.
Dick: I really don't but let me eat my cereal in peace, thanks. *walks out*
