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Please can you do G, I, M and Y from the wise list for Athos. thank you :)

G: Gentle (Describe gentle/loving mid-sex gestures)  When making love to you, Athos always makes sure to lay soft kisses across your face. You can always feel his small smile pressed against your skin. Athos’s smiles are very rare, but you especially loved the ones you feel against you. They made him look so youthful and beautiful. It took away all the stresses that showed on his face and he became the Athos you knew and loved. But it’s when you’re nearing completion that he cups your face, begging you to look at him. He loved seeing your face as pleasure washed all over you. Loves how your eyes close and your face just contorts with pleasure and how you bite your lip to try and keep in your moans. He will never be able to get enough of how beautiful you look.

I: Initiator (Who initiates most of the time? How?)  I think it’s pretty much balanced. You both initiate it. Maybe in different situations though. He tends to initiate it more when he’s been away for a while or if he’s had a particularly hard mission then he’ll just wrap his arms around you and pull you to him. He’ll kiss along your neck, press himself against you and whisper how much he has missed you, how much he needs you. If you’re in a public place, you’ll pull him away to somewhere more private or your rooms, anything so you can get close to him. You spend most of the day after that in your rooms, forgetting everyone else and your duties as you gave yourself to each other.

M: Morning (Describe morning sex)  It’s so hot! If you’re the one to wake up before him, you stroke his chest up and down. The soft touches going further and further down his body and you push the blankets down with every stroke. You can see his cock twitching, beginning to harden as your touches infiltrated his dreams. He would let out a quiet moan, shifting restlessly as you kissed down his chest. You would know when he was awake because his breathing changes and you feel a hand wind into your hair. However when he’s the one who decides to surprise you in the morning, he’ll tenderly lay kisses down your spine until he reaches your ass where he’ll give the cheeks a squeeze. You always seem to wake up to when he’s pushing your legs apart, head sinking between your legs and licking from your hole all up to your clit. The little whimpers are enough to encourage him to carry on. By the time the two of you make it down to the courtyard to begin your duties, near enough the whole Garrison heard the pair of you and the rest of the inseparables can’t seem to stop smirking at the pair of you.

Y: Yawn (How they sleep post-sex)  It starts out all cute and cuddly, you’ll rest your head on his chest and he’ll wrap an arm around you, holding you close. You’ll press kisses onto his scars and pinch him when he’s just a little too sarcastic for your post sex glow. He’ll run his hand up and down your back, whispering quietly to you. But during the night when you’re uncomfortably hot and his arm has gone dead, the both of you tend to just get comfortable next to each other. Although you might not be lying right next to each other, you’ll always have something touching. Either your feet will be tangled together or your fingers will be linked in between you. You always make sure the other knows that you’re right there with them, never going to leave during the night.

morgoonasstark

mcu meme | [3/7] relationships ↳ peter & ned

“Can I be your guy in the chair?” “What?” “You know how there’s the guy with the headset telling the other guy where to go? Like, if you were stuck in a burning building, I could tell you where to go because there would be screens around me and I could swivel around. I could be your guy in the chair.”

margflower

liam-paynes-ten-inch-dick

I love this movie

pilgrimkitty

I have no clue what movie this is but I want to see it.

outsidersmark

it’s from night at the museum 2

the night at the museum films continue to be criminally underrated (aka blown off bc they’re “just comedies for kids”, they are actually Really Really Good Films

ninjaotta

Honestly. Accurate POCs playing POCs (including an Egyptian Pharaoh, Hun warriors and a Native American girl), Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt, THIS SCENE and just being awesome in general

there’s a host of crazy shit that goes on, including a fucking t rex that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

long story short; they’re fab

sixpenceee

Natural Swimming Pools

Natural swimming pools use plants or a combination of plants and sand filters to keep the water clean and clear without chemicals. They were developed in Austria and Germany in the 1980s and have since grown in popularity worldwide. They can be designed in a multitude of ways: Some look like natural ponds; others may be disguised as standard tiled pools. (Source)

lesbianism-that-sucks

Technology in Hogwarts

each house has its own wifi that was magically expended to cover the entire castle

there’s that ravenclaw muggleborn who knows everything about computers and can fix yours in five minutes ( she accepts sweets as a payment )

group chat for different classes and houses

a social network for students only where you can share everything you do

special wizarding websites about spells and potions, but also magical cooking or just to post your beautiful moving pictures

a muggleborn boy seeing all these pictures and commentating “gifs. you basically invented magical gifs.”

the staf having troubles finding ways to introduce ekleticety - or whatever it’s called - in the castle so a group of students work together on a battery charging spell

about spotify

the ravenclaws are the one who use it the most. they put calming music or ASMR on when they work or read, listen to their favorite songs when they’re bored or looking for inspiration, making playlists about their favorite fictional characters… but also when ravenclaw girls are together alone in their dorm they WILL put on their favorite music and dance for hours ( hum hum, @tarranzeiguane and @unchatsurlestoits )

the gryffindors are obviously throwing the best dance parties ever and everyone knows it. they also love a good all karaoke

the slytherins love their headphones to isolate themselves when they are plotting against the world or to calm their nerves when they are feeling bad. also they will fight you on their musical tastes because everyone knows that the beatles were better than the stones kevin get over it

the hufflepuffs love shared playlists for all occasions. to this day, the house spirit playlist has 236 songs. there is also a special one where every puff, as they leave hogwarts, leave their one favorite song. wonderwall by oasis was added 53 times.

THE WIZARDING YOUTUBE

DIY magical haircare, wizardrock covers, cute nifflers videos, you name it

and obviously movies and tv shows

the gryffindors discovering Brooklyn Nine Nine and loosing their shit

a slytherin seeing a tarantino and working on the first wizarding movie

typing homeworks and getting annoyed because how can the autocorrect not knows the word “theastral” ?

making friends in wizarding schools all over the world

basically a mixture of extreme confusion and a lot of fun

because just

wizarding technology

( feel free to add more )

itdoesabitthough

stfueverything-deactivated20230

always reblog

misandry-mermaid

Relevant

yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva

She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.

drsarcasticraspberry

you know that trope in shows or movies where the evil character is in captivity and starts talking to the Heroes to try and mess with their minds, and starts analysing them going “face it you’ll never be good enough” … “you try to act tough but inside you’re broken” … and the Hero gets really rattled and upset.

well i want a scene like that where it doesn’t work

Villain: “You have a darkness inside of you. You try to hide it, but it’s there–”

Hero: “Yeah that’s the depression, there’s pills for that.”

Villain: “You try every day to make your mother proud. Even after death, it still haunts you. But she’ll never be proud of.”

Hero: “Well yeah, she was an emotionally abusive narcissist, she was never proud of anything I did, what else is new.”

Villain: “You put on a good show, but deep inside I know you don’t feel worthy.”

Hero: “I know, man, I’ve been trying to work on that in therapy.”

Like… give me characters who know they’re mentally ill and traumatised who can’t have it used against them because they’ve fully accepted it

boysgallery

those-cute-boys

clonerightsagenda

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at.

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

kiriani

#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be #waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late #you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole #we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window #you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)

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- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building

- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals

- I found your USB drive still in the computer

- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows

- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class

- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf

- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?

- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs

- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry

- What are you doing at this table at the career fair

- Waiting for office hours

- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today

- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop

- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline

unsungfury

- my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

- we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill

- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes

- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

- Your school mailbox is right next to mine

- I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall

- My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

- You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class

- My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center

- we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit

- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

- What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

xxbluandorangexx

- it’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay

- you’re the fucker who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking

- I’m the fucker who set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking

- my shower isn’t working can I use yours

- RA mandated floor party

- I couldn’t help but notice you’re watching a show I like instead of studying in the computer lab

- dude your headphones are really loud like I can make out most of Kayne’s lyrics and I’m sitting across the fucking room

- hey the semester’s almost over and I have way too much money on my cafeteria account, do you want anything??? this shit’s just gonna disappear into the college’s pocket otherwise

- THERE IS A BOUNCY CASTLE IN THE OVAL AND I AM VERY EXCITED

queerlullaby

- I’ve ordered take out every night this week and you always seem to be my delivery person

- we’re both skipping class to study for a different class

- you live above me and I’m going to murder you if you don’t stop throwing parties Sunday night

- there’s only one study room left in the dorm basement and I don’t want to walk to the library, let’s fight for it

- I swear I’m wearing this Batman costume because of a dare

- The guy with the bibles on the quad has cornered me and is screaming about hell, please rescue me

- lecture room bingo for annoying things your prof says

- you’re obviously high or hungover so I’m going to rescue you and tell the teacher why your answer wasn’t as strange as it sounded, but you’ll owe me

- holy fuck you found me on the roof please don’t be an RA

appolojustice

-You’re standing right next to me while we’re both flyering and catching all of the people walking past before I can

-Alternatively, we’re standing right next to each other while flyering and hey, are you as miserable as I am right now?

-We can’t both listen to our music in the shower at the same time

-Both of us are super bored at this mandatory floor meeting

-We both work really late shifts on Friday Nights and you give me a ride home so I don’t have to walk alone in the dark

-You’re the only one who actually responded to the desperate message I sent to the whole class about needing the notes

-All the seats in this huge fucking lecture hall and you have to sit right next to me

-I’m sorry you caught me moving your clothes out of the dryer but in my defense I’ve been waiting for one to open up for about an hour now

-We were both running for the bus and it didn’t wait for us, so now we’re at this bus stop together alone

-Are you the one who keep leaving their dirty dishes in the common area kitchen

-You posted that you needed to borrow something on the floor’s facebook group and I just so happen to have what you need

-I want to buy your football ticket/textbook/etc so we have to meet up

-Every single table in the union is full, do you mind if I just sit here for a while?

fanculturesfancreativity

Dear class: we do have a fan work assignment coming up. If you need fic ideas, here they are. Just don’t quote me in the lecture room bingo story. Love, your fandom professor.

asheathes

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excepttheeyes

“It doesn’t make sense. I would say ‘it’s not like you,’ except it’s exactly like you to go and do something stupid when Lily starts warming up to you. Under normal circumstances, I would say, ‘go ahead! Carlotta is unreasonably good-looking, and it’s nice work if you can get it.’ But now?” (x)

neverlandswriter

things u thought were canon but are actually fanon, the marauders era edition:

lucius and narcissa were arranged. yes, it’s canon that they are married, but it’s apparently not canon that the marriage was an arranged marriage.

rodolphus being the elder lestrange. it’s probably only assumed since rodolphus is married to bellatrix and there are no mentions in canon who rabastan is married to.

amycus and alecto are twins. i guess it’s easy to mistake them as twins really, but apparently they aren’t.

ted tonks is a hufflepuff. maybe it’s just me, but i keep on seeing ted as a hufflepuff so i thought it was canon, but then i looked on wiki and it says nothing about ted being a hufflepuff? so yes, i’m pretty sure this is fanon.

bonus: as far as canon goes, it’s never confirmed whether andromeda is teddy’s only living relative or not. we never found out in canon whether lyall lupin is still alive or not.

neverlandswriter

part two:

gideon and fabian prewett being twins. they’re both molly’s brothers and george and fred might’ve been named after them, but nowhere has it been mentioned that they’re twins.

mary macdonald being a muggleborn. that’s also nowhere in the wiki, and it even says that mary’s blood status is up in the air. for all we know, mary could’ve came from a blood traitor family and that’s why mulciber attacked her.

marlene mckinnon having a big ass family. i mean….people probably know this already but i just found out that this is fanon. it’s assumed that she has at least one sibling or a spouse maybe since she was the last of her family who died, but it was never mentioned that she had a big family.