GIB

not that important

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

[agrayscrapofjones]

!!!!!sparks joy!!!!!

[agrayscrapofjones]

THERE ARE TWO OF THEM

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[toastycursedcats]

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

[princesstigerbelle]

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Aww, kitty!

[soulless-puppy]

@suzannaillustration

[hunting-the-grievers]

@maltfox i’m cRYING

[koichihirosespants]

me today

[tandisii]

friend: how are you

me: oh boy. Hah. Well. *takes a seat* wooowie. Well. *leans very far back in seat* Anyways how are you?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[flipflibberinflippinghell]

We stan

[evildarknessgirl5467]

me n my plant gf

[thebootydiaries]

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[rodnt]

[windynebula]

[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]

[weirdness-is-good]

Drop an album!!!

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[jovemcarioca]

[thefuzzydave]

that is one long-ass elevator ride

[jasvvy]

we stan a legend. 

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[animentality]

the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site

[helloserotonin]

[goingtobuffalo]

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

[0oazulo0-deactivated20160908]

Depends.

[goingtobuffalo]

… On what