Fanfiction One-liners

So these are hilarious one-liners i see while reading fanfiction. Submit your funny moments!

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shallow thrusts against Santana's pussyhole.

Brittany

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Why nobody loves me? Why everybody that I loved had to let me go for someone else? Why nobody care about me? Why Britt left me? Why Quinn had to be so mean to me telling Sue about my boob job? I didn't even told her about her pregancy! Why Puck didn't helped me? Why Glee club hates me so much? I know I can be a bitch and all, but no one there is all naive, everybody already hurted someone there and always had someone to protect them. Why I don't? Why no one defended me? Why everyone hates me?

Why Santana

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I’m slowly unlearning how to english

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But damn she put it down last night. Yaaas!

Mercedes

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Quinn hummed as she continued to lap at the puckered dot

Quinn licking an ass.

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I'm in change

Brittany

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I'm crazy about your nipples

Santana

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I am going to paint your insides with my cum.

I don't even know

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I hooked my thumbs around her waistband and pulled them down and watched as her massive member sprung free and bumped me in the nose.

Rachel

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I know how to court the ladies.

Santana courting the lady's

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"I love a smooth kitty cat."

Santana while looking a shaven vagina