Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now
Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs
Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts
Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries
Through a series of action-packed events, Castiel enters a warehouse in a three-piece suit and walks out in an explosion with barely any of his clothes left, followed by three bombshells who adopted him along the way
Summary: Dean made an ass of a first impression on the new dancer. The gorgeous Russian ballet guy. Because of course he did.
His best plan was to just crawl under a rock until this whole thing blew over, but then, right in the middle of his warmups, Russian ballet guy turns up to watch him pirouette to classic rock. Just what he needed to never be taken seriously.
Warnings: Apparent major character death (character does not die)
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Protective Castiel, Protective Dean Winchester, Castiel's True Form, BAMF Dean Winchester, Touch-Starved Dean Winchester, dream walking, Pagan Rituals, very questionable history of pagan rituals
Summary: As a last resort, an angel can choose to give a human their halo to protect them from harm. That’s not in any of the lore. Neither is the fact that without their halo, an angel cannot hold a vessel. Now that that’s established, all Dean has to do is figure out how to get Cas back, while he works out who he even is anymore, now that he’s not quite fully human.
This is my artwork for this year's DCBB. I teamed up with @fanficwritergwen and her beautiful, beautiful fic, 'Halo.' 'Halo' explores Castiel and Dean Winchester relationship not just in its physical dimension but also in spiritual. It shows how love transcends spaces and dimensions.
Warnings: Apparent major character death (character does not die)
Tags: Canon divergent, protective Cas, protective Dean, Castiel’s true form, BAMF Dean, dream walking, pagan rituals, very questionable history of pagan ritual,
Posting Date: October 8, 2024
Summary: As a last resort, an angel can choose to give a human their halo to protect them from harm. That's not in any of the lore. Neither is the fact that without their halo, an angel cannot hold a vessel. Now that that's established, all Dean has to do is figure out how to get Cas back, while he works out who he even is anymore, now that he's not quite fully human.
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Excerpt: He’d fallen asleep.
It must have been close to a year since the last time he’d done that. He hadn’t meant to. He’d only meant to close his eyes to the glare of all that light bouncing off the snow. It didn’t hurt. Nothing ever really hurt anymore. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d felt pain. At least of the physical kind. He could still feel tired, though. Exertion didn’t have to slow him down, but he felt it. It was reassuring. It made him feel - human.
Which was why he’d started pushing himself. He wanted to know his limits, but mostly, he needed to feel tired muscles from time to time, reminding him that he was not, in fact, so far removed from who he had been. That however strong he might be now, however long he could go without food or rest, his muscles could still strain, would still go rubbery and unsteady after a while. He’d never imagined he’d long to feel weak, but here he was, making his way up Denali just to feel the burn.
He hadn’t even stopped for gear, or waited for climbing season. He’d just - made sure Baby was parked in a safe place, and started walking up the mountain. He started feeling it after a couple of hours. The change in the air made his muscles strain, but they kept responding and he kept climbing. He wasn’t tired enough yet.
It was the light that finally made him stop. He had more or less just meandered up the nearest face of the mountain, going wherever his feet could get a solid hold, and he’d found himself coming out of the shadow of the mountain to blinding light, bouncing at him from every direction. He couldn’t see where he was going. He took a few steps anyway, felt himself slide as the snow gave way under his boots, and for the first time in a long time he felt - afraid. Carefully, he crouched down, felt for some kind of solid surface, and settled onto some kind of a ledge.
It was probably habit more than anything that caused him to fall asleep. He was tired, and the ledge was warm (or warmer than the snow, in any case), and his eyes were closed. Drifting off must have been something akin to muscle memory.
The glare of the snow was replaced by a wide strip of light bouncing off the surface of a lake. He knew this place. He’d been here before. It was... peaceful.
In good timing, I finally finished this Destiel comission for @fanficwritergwen, based on her beautiful fic Centerfold!
Thanks for your patience waiting, while I was stuck in too much work and personal issues!
LINK to the fic
Also, in a good moment to wish Happy Valentine’s Day! And happy anniversary to them!
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Dean was a virgin sacrifice. Only not like that. Everyone always assumed he was gonna have his throat slit or something like it was the freaking Stone Age. It wasn't Dean being sacrificed, just his virginity, alright? The village would pick a stag king to represent the worldly side of things, and the goddess would pick a body to possess for the fertility ritual. Anyone who was 18 or older and still a virgin could be chosen. Truth be told, nobody thought Dean would get this far with all his cherries, but hey, how often did a guy get an opportunity to bag a goddess? He figured it was worth the wait.
Just a reminder that Castiel was a captain and highly skilled strategist while he served in heaven as a seraph.
Not to mention he was highly admired, enough to persuade half of the Host to follow him rather than his rival (an archangel) in his civil war.
In “Point of No Return” he faces five angels all by himself and is able to do so and still come out alive by carving an angel banishing symbol onto his own body.
Moreover, he would have to had been concentrating on not letting any of the blood flow from the carving while fighting off the angels, so as not to alert them with a bloody shirt until he was ready to actually use it.
Archangels are said to be “absolute…heaven’s most terrifying weapon.”
During the series, Castiel has faced all four archangels by himself, knowing it is certain death to do so. (In fact he was killed by two of them).
He managed to break into Lucifer’s Cage and rescue Sam.
In “The Great Escapist” he uses quantum super-position to remain out of Naomi’s grasp while protecting the angel tablet.
In that same episode, he dug a bullet out of his own guts while keeping the angel guarding him distracted before burying the bullet in the guard’s eye.
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