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Hurricane Jose a potential threat to U.S. East Coast next week

A hurricane-battered nation could soon shift its attention to Hurricane Jose, now wandering around the western Atlantic Ocean.

I wonder what the olympians are fighting about now

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“Hermione” means messenger in some cultures. 

Do you know what this means

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Yes I ship Simon Cowell (America’s got talent) with any woman over the age of 70

Got a problem with that? 

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The thing about not being pretty or popular is no one is ever gonna try to blow up a school for you

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School of Rock is just like:

Dewey: *swears*

Kids: *gasp*

Billy: Can we even say that?

Dewey: We're the sCHoOL OF ROCk WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WANT

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do you ever think Percy Jackson is the ultimate water puns lord

Percy: Do you ever think the ocean is so salty because the land never waves back

Annabeth: Stop.

Percy: Dont be a beach

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Percy: Water you doing?

Leo: Oh, I'm just fixing up the...

Leo: Whale done, sir, whale done.

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What “fangirling” is

In my heart I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it

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do you ever think Percy Jackson is the ultimate water puns lord

Percy: Do you ever think the ocean is so salty because the land never waves back

Annabeth: Stop.

Percy: Dont be a beach