Hasanabi For QSMP

MCYT hornyposting, mostly. 25+, NSFW, ship/kink-friendly. Don't interact if you're going to be a dick. The url is an ANCIENT inside joke.

[fankerdoodledandy]

I've been watching fit qsmp vods for Reasons (fit and tubbo making out reasons) and this is besides the point but I'm in my feelings about how much fit cares for ramón.

[ama-a93]

veterans :)

[maiya5t]

stop chewing on your friend's head

[maiya5t]

来自朋友发给我的代餐

[batjpeg]

c!technoblade + c!philza

technoblade; @incendavery; my friend, hayley williams; frog and toad, arnold lobel; benjamin wood; holly warburton; amie kaufman; @animauxing; technoblade; best friends, salman toor; marie howe; philza; reza afshar; philza; rogue one: a star wars story (2016), dir. gareth edwards; demolition lovers, my chemical romance

[anxioussgecko]

POV: You're Techno and it's that time of the year where you have to watch Phil trying to woo you

[faerynova]

here have some more thoughts about piglin techno

[bauliya]

kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭

[fankerdoodledandy]

.......wrong blog.

[bauliya]

kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭

[sqwdkllr]

They were not kidding when they said your favorite interests years ago don’t disappear but just go dormant until you get back into it. Thinking of emerald duo and the banger of a line that was "for you the world, Phil" that was such an insane thing to say. They were THE duo. Nobody could rival what their characters had. No other character duo had this deep of understanding like they did.

Before the doomsday event when techno gave him his only totem of undying to Phil and telling him to drink invisibility pots away from the battle ground. Phil letting himself be used by Techno as the last resort at the drop of a hat as his hidden blade and Techno never allowing for such a situation to occur. Techno trusting Phil with a compass of his location after losing all trust in other characters. Phil trying to aim for the falling anvil with a bow. Techno lashing out at the possibility that they hurt Phil while he's being sent to his execution because there is no world that Phil would willingly give out his base location. Their log cabin connected with a bridge. Iconic. Techno telling Phil that his code name should be Zephyrus not Daedalus because he is so much more than his son's killer. Phil seeing Techno as a kind man in a world that sees him as a living threat. Techno always assuring others that Phil is very capable despite his wings being damaged beyond repair. It was like if you had a target on your back from one, you best believe the other did too.

A god and an angel. Literal match made in hell. They were my absolute favorites <3

[blocky-tides]

emerald duo; you should have never shined a rusted blade and you should have never let its edge cut you (this will be your downfall, emperor)

for @antimony-medusa

{200 follower celebration request a web weave!}

slavoj žižek / marina tsvetaeva / @dogstrikes / silas denver melvin / wendy cope / @fuckingwhateverdude / @moneyoniis / @call-me-apple / anaïs nin / caroline polachek / @eekonis / jack gilbert / nicole holmer / @wolfythewitch / unknown / warsan shire / @yuker / mean girls

ambiguous smp earth au? where philza see techno, scrawny piglin who just plowing though people, across the enemy battle line and picks him up to train him up to fight for philza's side ya da ya da

eventually philza becomes emperor and decides that he doesn't need techno and throws him to metaphorically wolves (like banishment or something)

techno is like what?? i thought we were besties and philza is like no you were just a good soldier for me to use which leads to techno anarchy arc where he tears the empire down

originally it was supposed to be about techno betraying philza like what-could-have-been-canon but then i could only find art for philza betraying techno so role swap

theres also like a super minor subplot of the blood god is talking to techno joan of arc style that really kicks into gear after the betrayal

this is the more lore i have done for a web weaving but hope this made you cry medusa :D

[blocky-tides]

emerald duo; sometimes it is not the killing that shows my devotion, let us break this bread together

for @idontreallyexistyet

{200 follower celebration request a web weave!}

franz kafka / @apatura-iris-atelier / @wolfsena / madison julius cawein / @peach-nii / julio cortázar / bob hicok / @xavalav / fleur jaeggy / elaine kahn / @ambsacen / thomas centolella / ashe vernon / @cuppahoney / czesław miłosz

[oswednesday]

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

[oswednesday]

[fankerdoodledandy]

.....hmmm. probably need to change the icon on this account.

[mumbocumbo]

i know nothing about these men, but when asked “do you want to draw a beefy, hairy horned guy railing a twink” the correct answer is “literally always”. so uh, enjoy these i guess!

schlatt rocking quackity’s world call that ‘getting rammed’… i’ll see myself out.

[crepusculum-rattus]

fitzacore ❤️

[simplepotatofarmer]

c!techno was the best of them.

[simplepotatofarmer]

cc!techno was the best of them.

[fankerdoodledandy]

Happy anniversary to the catboysverse