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Vermin Supreme asking Ted Cruz if waterboarding should be fluoridated.

#feeltheverm

[agoodcartoon]

i forgot all about vermin supreme and i think his only mistake before is that 2012 doesnt rhyme with his name as well as 2016. he has a good shot this year.

[mixtapewormhole]

yesterday, at one point, Chris Christie was refusing to leave his campaign bus because Verm and his crew were standing outside of it playing a cover of “Born to Run.”

I really enjoyed this because after Hurricane Sandy, Mr. Supreme and co. were in my very small, very devastated, and very ignored town for at least a week, camped out in the parking lot right across the street from my friend’s house, serving hot meals for residents who lost their homes and for those who were around to help with the clean-up. From what I understand, they were conducting similar efforts in other neglected towns in the area as well. I really don’t think I’m exaggerating by saying they did more for us than Chris fuckin’ “Stronger than the Storm” Christie did. So as far as joke candidates go, I’m in the tank for Vermin Supreme 2016.

[fannybawws-blog]

Vote for the free pony candidate.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

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Let’s play a game called, “Is My Browser Broken, or Did Staff Just Fuck Up Tumblr Again?”

[fannybawws-blog]

I get really cheezed off when fic writers turn Chewbacca into a dog in their modern AUs.

Like, Chewbacca is not a dog.

How dare you.

[fannybawws-blog]

Three out of four stars. Not bad, but could still use some improvement.

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My new aesthetic and/or mafia nickname, Hard Cunt.

[fannybawws-blog]

I can’t wait to see that new documentary about the Gathering of the Juggalos. I believe it’s called Suicide Squad?

[alcoholicanarchist]

tag yourself i’m scott

[fannybawws-blog]

You guys, the best comedy program of all time, Staind Glass, came on the radio out of nowhere last week. NPR played it as a part of This American Life, and I started screaming my excitement inside my shitty Buick like a pre-teen girl at a Backstreet Boys concert.

Truly a landmark event in my life.

[henrysgeekymind]

So here is some new information about Lupin, do with it what you will…

[fannybawws-blog]

Dear Star Wars: Wake Up, It's the Force! fandom,

Your fics are not dirty enough.

Sincerely,

Me, A Lazy Douchebag

[laughingsquid]

Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele Embark on a Dangerous Mission to Rescue a Kitten in Their First Feature Film ‘Keanu’

[acemvlder]

(and one time marco rubio changed it for him)

M/M, don’t like don’t read!!!!, pwp, fluff, fisting

[hupperts]

[tpfnewsdesk-deactivated20181216]

BREAKING: Tamir Rice Grand Jury Never Actually Voted on Whether to Indict Officers

The grand jury that declined to indict two police officers in the death of 12-year-old Tamir Rice never actually voted on whether to bring charges, an investigative report from Cleveland says, leaving open the question of how the controversial decision was actually reached.

The grand jury that declined to indict two police officers in the death of 12-year-old Tamir Rice never actually voted on whether to bring charges, an investigative report from Cleveland says, leaving open the question of how the controversial decision was actually reached.

The alt-weekly Cleveland Scene’s report revolves around the concept of the “no-bill,” which is the name for a grand jury’s formal decision—arrived at by voting—not to bring charges in a given case. (The opposite of a “no-bill” is a “true bill,” i.e. a decision to indict.) When Cuyahoga County prosecutor Timothy McGinty announced on Dec. 28 that officers Timothy Loehmann and Frank Garmback would not be charged in Rice’s death, he said only that the grand jury “declined to indict” the officers, leading many observers to assume that a no-bill had been voted on. But the Cleveland Scene’s reporters could find no documentation of such a decision, and a spokesman for the Cuyahoga prosecutor’s office responded to the publication’s queries by saying that there had been no vote.

Two area law professors told the Scene they had never heard of a grand jury behaving in such a way. What’s more, reporters were unable to find any official documentation in the Cleveland court system of the grand jury having concluded its business:

We were then directed to the Cuyahoga County grand jury office. Wednesday morning, a clerk there told Scene that the “mysterious document” may or may not exist and that, even if it does, it could only be provided to us via court order by Administrative and Presiding Judge John J. Russo … Russo, who spoke to Scene by phone, professed to be as confused as we were. “When you say ‘document,’ I’m not sure what you mean. I don’t know what that is. It’s either a true bill or a no bill,” he said. But actually, no. His staff determined Wednesday that a “no-bill” had never been filed.

What any of this means for Rice’s case is unclear. A lawyer representing the Rice family said the lack of a no-bill could constitute another indication that McGinty—who formally recommended against indicting Loehmann and Garmback and presented expert reports to the grand jury that backed up his recommendation—had not taken the idea of prosecution seriously.

A federal investigation into Rice’s death is reportedly ongoing; Rice’s family has also filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the officers involved.

[stayingwoke]

Oh hell no

[kingrudegyalchina]

…

[startorrent02]

so everyone still lies. They are just going to lie. Lie lie lie.

[scissortailedsaint]

Here’s a link to the Cleveland Scene article. It has an update with an image of the ~document that the Prosecutor’s Office eventually produced. It has the same “declined to issue criminal charges” language, and doesn’t say how this decision was reached.

Also, apparently the Grand Jury has to ask for the opportunity to do true bill-no bill vote if they disagree with assessment of the County Prosecutor’s Office on whether there’s sufficient evidence to charge the officer.

[deathcookies]

Harry Potter except Snape is played by an unscripted Noel Fielding who hasn’t been told what kind of movie he’s in.

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Bruce Pennington