Just One More Thing

((OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS)) JOHNNY DANGER HE/THEY Transmac Frog

[cryptidcaper]

Hi! I'm Johnny Danger! (HE/THEY)

I'm A Transmasc Butch Bear, a Disabled Neurodivergent Artist and a Candian Cryptid!

I love horror, sci fi, westerns and fantasy.

I relate to/love frogs, dragons and aliens.

You will find me in your local bog, out in a cold lake or in the depths of your surreal dreams~

Tumblr lurker since 2008

Commissions are open!

My terms and conditions are here -> (X)

You can see samples of my work under the tag #my art

If you like my work, any support is appreciated. Links below.

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OC Links;

Mr.Nobody

Remy

Augustine

The Mysterious Stranger

The Driver & The Baron & The Rider

CAESAR

Leopold

CROW&HUSKY

William from my story #Insignificant pocketwatch

[pariambod]

[kilgarraara]

You have been in suspension for 9999999

+ close up and a bonus abandoned one

[nyanlion759]

go my columbo mii dancing gif

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[depsidase]

[mervynbunter]

Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1968)

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

What posting about your personal life on Tumblr during the work week feels like.

(The comic is Dorian DeBose)

[pariambod]

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[despazito]

[junglejim4322]

My landlord pasted an ai generated ass eviction notice on my door because you have to cite a reason and he doesn’t have one so he just chopped that section out brother you cannot be serious

[junglejim4322]

Would you like the added layer that he did this right after I tested for mold in my house and it was quite literally in every room and he came here to check out the hole in my ceiling that he has left unrepaired for two years

[junglejim4322]

im gonna fight this in any way I can obviously but I want out of here as soon as possible I can’t get a new place until the end of this month but I do need to save for movers and a moving truck and a deposit. I also live with my mom who is severely disabled and I take care of which makes things more complicated. If you want to help my Cash App and Venmo are @ ishaanjs obviously nobody is obligated to give anything and thank you if you do

[wizard0rb]

it’s the greatest day

[great-and-small]

Just in case anyone needs a reason to not feed wildlife- this story out of Washington is a pretty good reminder. This lady has been feeding raccoons for years and now she’s just had to call authorities for help because hundreds of them are parked out on her property and are so aggressive trying to get food that she can’t get into her house.

Neighbors have been reporting excessive raccoon mortality on the adjacent road and several attacks on pets, but still everyone on this video was just talking about how cute it is. Why can’t people see how unfair it is to disrupt an animal’s life like this? What do they think will happen to these raccoons? They should be scampering through a forest or marsh eating crayfish and berries and bugs, not hotdogs and cat food. This is a nightmare situation and it’s entirely one person’s fault.

[cryptidcaper]

How do I tell my coworker that I do not want to go to the shitty comedian show that we are going to for a team building exercise because I hate the comedian he's a sexist pig