Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.

My name is Tasha, and I am a hermit. ♐ INFP

[imayhaveadiceproblem]

Sunny side up! 🍳

[r-n-w]

This is so silly, I love it. Especially those clear dice in the broken egg shell 😂

[pajamaben]

[osiemfr]

emperor

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[shipburner]

new favorite brand of humor:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat

The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms

The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is

The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is

The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are

The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is

[rattlesnek]

HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

[minervafloofdraws]

[sapphicpositivity]

when I get embarrassed I blush very visibly and my friend (who I happened to have a massive crush on) found this very amusing. so every time she or anyone else made an innuendo or a dirty joke she would look directly at me and wink, which made me Weak

[petalya]

all I feel like doing is kissing and being kissed and not having anything to think about for a little while

[fycarriefisher]

Inside Carrie Fisher’s Beverly Hills home

[kairisparda]

When you find a bra that fits

[kadoobies]

I made a good, good wallpaper

[captainjonnitkessler]

The TAZ fandom: But Merle should hate Kravitz for causing him to lose an arm

Merle: Hah, I like that guy

Merle, having just learned he was forced to forget 100+ years of his life by someone he considered a friend: WHOA hey guys, don’t overreact, anyway can I hug Lucretia or would that be weird

Merle “incapable of holding a grudge” Highchurch, greeting the personification of nihilism who is hell-bent on destroying all of reality and who has personally killed him 50+ times: Oh hey buddy watcha up to

[rionsuke]

Merle taking to an innocent 10 year old boy detective:

[nikita-ermakov]

[bikebutch]

[dniudsnf]

a little survey: reblog if you just need a hug right now

[nest-deactivated20181209]

spotify discover weekly playlist: You like shitty indie bands where the male lead vocalist can’t sing and so he overcompensates by singing in a kind of silly overenunciated voice and the background is some clumsy fingerpicking and he says Fuck a lot, right ?

[politicalsci]