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I'm the guy who figures it out [Stiles Stilinski RP blog. Multi-Fandom, Multi-ship. Will rp with anyone. Mun 21+ Will rp NSFW] M!A: Accepting

[couldvesavedthem]

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♔ : Everyone’s world is black and white until you meet your soulmate, who brings color with them | fanofignoringtheproblem

Tony wasn’t one for a soulmate because he was doing fine thank you very much. But once he was meeting his new inter that changed. He smirked as he walked into the room and paused in his steps as his world suddenly exploded into color once he laid eyes on the kid. Oh shit this wasn’t supposed to happen. “Well that was unexcepted.”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

Stiles didn’t much care about soulmates, not that he didn’t want to meet them of course he did but at the moment he was focused on getting his own life together before dealing with fitting another person into it. His internship for Tony Freaking Stark was just the beginning. He had fought like hell to get it and could hardly believe he’d been chosen (they said Stark hand picked the yearly intern himself but Stiles doubted the guy had time for something so trivial. 

At the sound of a voice he looked up “What was unexpec-holy shit” he blurted as suddenly he was seeing color for the first time and looking at none other than Tony Stark. God he’d always thought Color was overrated but... fuck. It was amazing. “Yeah... definitely unexpected.”

[couldvesavedthem]

"I just want to be hot enough that people are tempted to objectify me from time to time."

fanofignoringtheproblem

“Trust me kid that’s not all its cracked up to be.” Tony said kinda distracted as he played around with the holograms of his newest suit. He tapped his fingers against his arc reactor under his suit and picked out pieces of the suit in front of him.

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“Yeah you can say that because you’re freaking hot, meanwhile I’m not noticed at all, I get how you’re situation sucks but mines not much better,” Stiles said, watching Tony work in clear fascination.

[keepingwatch]

fanofignoringtheproblem + keepingwatch || RP: With You I Am Home

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

Stiles grinned brightly at that piece of information, in knowing they really truly had this weekend to himself. As much as he loved Stuart their relationship was not an easy one, the number of time Stiles wanted to say screw it and stop hiding from everyone was ridiculous. He hated hiding how much he loved the other so moments like this, where there was no need to hide, he reveled in them.

He chuckled at his brothers eagerness but quickly complied ridding himself of his shirts before moving to kiss the others neck, hands going to Stu’s hips.

[keepingwatch]

Stuart shivered and rolled against Stiles. He loved this, the moments they got to steal, and now they had the whole weekend. He wrapped his arms around Stiles and scratched his fingers down his back. “Fuck, yes.” 

They’d been so careful, not leaving marks but he wanted Stiles to. Wanted to be bitten, sucked, a dark mark blooming underneath his brother’s lips. And he wanted to do the same to Stiles. Instead he cupped Stiles’ cheeks and dragged him up to kissing him, hungry and deep. Mine…

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

If Stiles had his way Stuart would be covered in marks but as it was he resisted the urge to bite down or to mark his twins neck. He moaned into the kiss, rolling his hips upwards to meet Stu’s, one hand going to unbutton his jeans.

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

hauntedxhale answered the howl

“I… I didn’t know where else to go,” Stiles said as he walked into Derek’s loft “I’m… I mean I’m sure you know what happened to me and… Scott’s been trying to help but… I can’t get a handle on it for some reason. Claws keep popping and eyes keep flashing and… I thought you might be able to help.”

[hauntedxhale-deactivated2015081]

Hello. Nice too see you. Please do come in. No, not today either. As per usual Stiles just walked straight into his loft expecting nothing but an open door and a place to stay. How Dereks loft had come to be a whereabout for every supernatural creature in all of Beacon Hills was beyond him, but he didn’t show Stiles to the door. He could tell the younger male, now wolf, needed his help.

“Stiles”

Derek took a step closer towards him, yet keeping his distance not wanting to push Stiles over the edge. Even thought Derek was an older and more advanced werewolf he didn’t want to get into a fight with Stiles.

“What have you been doing since you got …?”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

Stiles was fidgeting worse than usual, his anxiety seemed aplified more than ever, he thought he'd be good at this, he'd helped Scott through it after all he figured he could apply it to himself "I uh... same thing we did with Scott but uh... I don't have an anchor like he did, I tried using my dad, it calms me a bit but not much."

[hotgirlscotty]

"What are you doing in my room?"

“I can’t go home tonight.”  Scott said, looking down at the ground before glancing over at the other.  “Is it ok if I crash here?” 

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“10 best friend points to you, yes he is, and the annoying voice. But he was awful and I can’t imagine Disney could make a fuck up worse than Jar jar and you know it has Han in it so I’m gonna love it regardless.”

[hotgirlscotty]

Scott smiled, glad that he’d been right about the character.  He had really tried to pay attention to the movies when he was watching him.  “Are you going to dress up for the movie?” 

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

"My Han costume is all set," Stiles said with a grin "I'm going on premier night and I'm going as Han, nothing is stopping me."

[keepingwatch]

fanofignoringtheproblem + keepingwatch || RP: With You I Am Home

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“God you’re eager,” Stiles said with a bright grin as his back hit the bed, pulling Stuart on top of him, removing the others shirt before moving to resume the kiss, his hands tracing newly exposed skin. “Please tell me you didn’t get roped into anything this weekend, cuz I fully intend on spending the majority of it in this bed.”

[keepingwatch]

“Yeah,” Stuart shivered at the feel of Stiles’ warm hands on his skin. “Nope, I avoided it. I even turned off my phone,” he smirked before sitting back enough to tug at Stiles’ shirts. “Off, get these damn things off.”

He didn’t care that his glasses were askew and his beanie probably stuck in the depths of his shirt. All that mattered was this right here, Stiles under him, smiling and perfect. Yeah they looked alike but he knew the differences. Stiles smiled easier, his hair shaggier and longer, his shoulders broader from Lacrosse. Stuart didn’t look at him and see his own face, he saw someone he loved.

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

Stiles grinned brightly at that piece of information, in knowing they really truly had this weekend to himself. As much as he loved Stuart their relationship was not an easy one, the number of time Stiles wanted to say screw it and stop hiding from everyone was ridiculous. He hated hiding how much he loved the other so moments like this, where there was no need to hide, he reveled in them.

He chuckled at his brothers eagerness but quickly complied ridding himself of his shirts befoe moving to kiss the others neck, hands going to Stu’s hips.

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

Lesser of Two Evils |Stiles and Void- Closed to keepingwatch-|

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“If I remember right Chess isn’t you’re game of choice…. Or have you decided to give up Go since it didn’t work out so well for you last time?” Stiles snarked. “No blood, it literally just look like we pulled it out of a tomb instead of someone who was alive and in class the day before,” he took his phone out of his pocket and pulled up the pictures of the corpse and held it up for Void. “I can’t find anything in any of the texts I’ve managed to collect so… Here I am.” 

[keepingwatch]

Void smirked. “I still play Go but I know you prefer Chess.” He leaned in to look at the phone, hand going to Stiles’ wrist to steady it instead of taking the phone. “Hm. I am going to have to go with a life force drainer. Is there any evidence they’d had sex recently? It could be a Succubus or an Incubus, though to be fair they shape shift to fit the object of desire so they could look like anyone.”

Trailing his fingers up Stiles’ arm and sat back. ‘I’d be very careful there. Once they get their hooks into someone, they take their time. Well sort of. Usually visit the victim over three nights or encounters, drawing their energies away with sex a bit at a time until they lose control on the third time and then they drain them dry.”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“How sweet you keep me in mind when it comes to game choice,” Stiles said dryly looking at Voids hand on his wrist in mild annoyance  “Oddly enough our first thought hadn’t been to see if they got lucky recently, I’ll tell them to check for it, Do these... sex demons have preferences or just target horny teenagers?” he asked.

He eyes the fingers trailing up his arm but kept his mouth shut and let Void have his fun getting under his skin. He was more compliant the more Stiles allowed and it wasn’t hurting anyone (hell he didn’t entirely hate the sensation if he was being honest with himself.) he sighed “So...any other life force drainers we should be looking into?”

[startshxtwithme]

Send me a 💋+a URL on anonymous and my muse will kiss their muse

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

killedher

“God you’re pathetic. To think I used to be anything like you makes me physically ill.” 

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“Yeah… still trying to figure out what exactly it is you see in me,” Stiles admitted with a self depricating grin. He gasped at the bite to his neck “Good to know… Now enough talk about Scott.”

[dangerousbeasts-deactivated2023]

Ethan leaned in to kiss him. “You are just special I can’t put it into words. I am in love with you.” He spread Stiles’ leg and grabbed his dick. 

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

Stiles heart caught in his throat “I-In love?”

[hauntedxhale-deactivated2015081]

"I loved you, and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off." [Hi! Hope this is okay]

[Hello! This is very okay!]

“You said loved, that means you no longer love me, so I think those feelings have been turned off already”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“Well usually when someone breaks up with you it means they don’t want you,” Stiles pointed out with a frown “That’s what I have to assume anyways since I didn’t get much of a reason. And fine you want me to be honest? I love you! I’m always gonna love you and seeing you everyday and not being able to- It’s torture okay?”

[hauntedxhale-deactivated2015081]

Derek took a deep breath, keeping himself for rolling with both his eyes and head. “Stiles” He started and looked into the younger males eyes. “I didn’t break up with you because I didn’t want you, I did it to keep you safe” It had broken his heart, but he had done it for a good reason. “I love you Stiles, and that makes you a target. If people want to hurt me they’ll hurt you, and I can’t continue living knowing that I could have prevented you from getting hurt” He took a step closer placing his hand carefully on Stiles cheek. “I’ll always want you, and I’ll always want to be with you. But you are only human, you are so fragile, and I don’t want to see you get hurt. It broke me too, it tortured me that I had to pretend, but I did it for you. Because I love you too much to risk your safety”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“You idiot,” Stiles said leaning into the touch “That’s not a choice you should have made for me. I’m in danger weather I’m with you or not. I’m a human in a werewolf pack,” he pointed out hesitantly taking a chance and tuning to kiss Derek’s palm. “I rather be in danger and with you than live the safest life in history without you.”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“I’ve been trying to calm down all day,” Stiles said with a scowl “I’m using all the methods I helped you with and none of it is working.” His eyes flashed blue once more with fustration “Maybe I should head there now? I’m not gonna be able to make it through school today without doing something stupid. I just know it.”

[adivincmove-deactivated20160814]

“Of course it’s not, every person has a different way of learning how to control themselves.” Scarlett answered smartly. She nodded her head in agreement as she watch Stiles flicker back and forth. “Do you want me or one of the others to go with you?”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“Could you?” Stiles asked sheepishly “I mean I trust you more than anyone and I seem to be the most in control around you,” he admitted with a shrug.

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

adivincmove answered the howl

“I’m freaking out okay?! My first full moon is tonight and my eyes won’t stop freaking flashing! I should know how to do this. I helped you do this!”

[adivincmove-deactivated20160814]

“First of all; calm down. Second of all; I already talked to Lydia and she’s agreed to let us use the Lake House.”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

“I’ve been trying to calm down all day,” Stiles said with a scowl “I’m using all the methods I helped you with and none of it is working.” His eyes flashed blue once more with fustration “Maybe I should head there now? I’m not gonna be able to make it through school today without doing something stupid. I just know it.”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

thedifferentpack answered the howl

“Look now is so not the time,” Stiles said, entire body tense. It was his first full moon tonight and he was beyond on edge every noise seemed to irritate him and he was torn between hitting someone or pushing them against the wall. It was confusing as hell.

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

hauntedxhale answered the howl

“I... I didn’t know where else to go,” Stiles said as he walked into Derek’s loft “I’m... I mean I’m sure you know what happened to me and... Scott’s been trying to help but... I can’t get a handle on it for some reason. Claws keep popping and eyes keep flashing and... I thought you might be able to help.”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

adivincmove answered the howl

“I’m freaking out okay?! My first full moon is tonight and my eyes won’t stop freaking flashing! I should know how to do this. I helped you do this!”

[fanofignoringtheproblem]

cutestcoyote answered the howl

“So uh my first full moon is tomorrow,” Stiles said, leg bouncing anxiously “I uh... I’m not sure what to expect. Which is stupid because I’ve helped you guys through this before but I just... feel a huge sense of dread at the thought of it... Is that stupid?”