"You could've climbed the balcony and got in that way."
On Black Friday, I was unloading my car and my roommate came home to grab something before house sitting for his parents. While I was heading to my room, he was leaving; and he asked me if I was going or staying. With a look of confusion on my face I told him I was staying and asked him why he asked. He replied, “I was just wondering if I needed to run to my car and grab my keys so I could lock the door.” While wondering what kind of drugs this kid is on, I responded with, “Well, how do you think I got in here the first place?” With all seriousness in his face and his voice he said, “You could’ve climbed the balcony and got in that way." And on that note, he left, leaving the door wide open. I really hope that he’s just fucking with me and not actually this stupid.







