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2002hondacivicwithac

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

spectralpinecone-deactivated202

I reblog this a lot but it gives me chills every time i hear it

dudedevon

Was this Twenty-One Pilots? Definitely sounds like it.

thelittlestagemanager

This has cycled through my blog like 4 times now and I’ll continue to reblog it every time

savvymavvy

Hey, I was wondering if you have any recent Klaine fics you could rec? What are your faves? Btw I love your blog and your fics :)

Oooh Mousie I have a lot that I would recommend. *cracks knuckles* I don’t know how recent you meant so I grabbed my favourites from the past couple months that are pretty long. Hopefully these will keep you busy!

My Heart Waits in Winter by @misqueue Ever since Blaine was cursed by a fey witch as a small child, he’s been locked in a tower of his father’s keep. Still, he dreams of freedom, though those dreams are haunted. For klaineadvent 2015.

Pride & Prejudice & Superheroes by @a-simple-rainbow Blaine, the reluctant superhero amateur with the lamest backstory ever. Kurt, the apparent snob with an impatient attitude and an aversion to expressing gratitude. They hate one another, but the universe has other plans if the way they keep running into each other is anything to go by.College & Superhero AU

Song of Magic by @alianne Blaine doesn’t know a lot about NYADA, except that his roommate insists it’s a school for magic.

Love Me Sweet by @sunshineoptimismandangels GKM fill: Kurt is a 26 year old virgin living in New York City and wanting to get rid of the virgin title, but not knowing how. He’d always thought he was waiting to be in love before he had sex for the first time, but he is tired of waiting. He decides the best thing to do is just hire a male escort for one night. Someone experienced that Kurt doesn’t have to explain himself to or ever see again. He just wasn’t counting on his escort, Blaine, being quit so perfect or so hard to give up.

The Beyonce Suite by @skivvysupreme Welcome to The Beyoncé Suite, a snapshot exploration of the first few years of married life with Kurt & Blaine Anderson-Hummel, inspired by Queen Bey’s self-titled opus! You don’t need to have heard the album to get the ficlets, since they’re all specific to Klaine and pretty much in-the-moment. (Though it’d certainly be a nice touch to listen while you read, if you have it!)

What I Need by @holdingdaylight Blaine needs a lot of things. The one thing he can’t have is Kurt.

Everybody Wants To Rule The World by @notthetoothfairy Rachel has a master plan for Kurt and her to get into NYADA. There is just one issue: Kurt finds it hard not to fraternize with the enemy when the competition is Blaine Anderson, Quinn’s dreamy half-brother. Little does he know Blaine is only a minor complication compared to the other problems waiting to surface during his senior year.This is a Klaine High School AU taking place in senior year. Blaine and Quinn are siblings and the story also explores Quinn’s major storyline from season 1.

rubyetc

eat yer heart out Julie Andrews

nalianova

catsbeaversandducks

10 Proud Cat Mommies With Their Kittens

“We’re going to marry, he said… I’ll buy you a boat, he said…”

Photos via Bored Panda

(please spay and neuter!)

danadelions

what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring*

what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly runs between your legs as you walk to the bowl*

sandandglass

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

sandandglass

onlytwitterpics

teachorg

When the teacher uses your work as an example.

thebootydiaries

bob-belcher

how to silence your bigot relatives on thanksgiving

sistermaryfake

This is the funniest thing SNL has done in a while. Whoever did Matthew’s cat eye deserves a trophy

baybscully

em-ily-grace-deactivated2020072

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for