Shake the Dust. @dudedevon - Tumblr Blog

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

dreamingofbabylon

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

stability

dudedevon

And we admire her strength.

turing-tested

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

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me reading this at 5am:

turing-tested

me, reading my own post at 5am:

tropiyas

robustmyaft

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

dudedevon

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahaha

cyberpunksuggestions

Define ‘cheating.’

jillsteinfuneralcity

beachdeath

jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup

and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman

and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce

meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth

and he is presently worth $137 billion

and half of $137 billion is roughly

$69 billion

mitski-miyawakis

dudedevon

Additionally the Bezo’s go from owning 16 percent of Amazon to owning 8 percent each. The next closest shareholder is the Blackrock investment group at 5 percent. If they buy 4 more percent, Jeff is no longer majority shareholder of Amazon. Cheating could cost him so much more than just half of everything. It could cost him his life work.