xoxo

m! - 21 - friendly neighborhood dumpsterfire

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

[nat-20s]

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

[trollprincess]

[cheruib]

every day i wake up alone in my little creaky beloved bed and I look around with sleepy eyes and realize it’s a “remember, loneliness is still time spent with the world” kind of morning

[krasnyel]

regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

[b-lk]

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

[rslashrats]

the sims when everyone in your household falls asleep so the game automatically speeds up time

[coolglasseskyle]

Wish I could just reblog the video without the caption but whatever

[rslashrats]

yet, i have the power to delete this comment off of my post if i want to. tumblr is a small glimpse of what being a god might feel like, and i am soaking in as much of it as i can with my pupils

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?

[the-imaginary-numbers]

Randy, it's been 20 minutes, time to cross the river

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

zzzzzz

[the-imaginary-numbers]

RANDY, YOUR STYX

[finalgrrrl]

donate to an abortion fund rn <33

[finalgrrrl]

USA

a list of state-specific funds

national network of abortion funds

indigenous women rising; abortion fund

national abortion federation 

women’s reproductive rights assistance project 

INTERNATIONAL

international planned parenthood federation

partners for reproductive justice (africa, asia, the americas)

fondo de aborto para la justicia social (mexico)

mabia (ghana)

bangladesh women’s health coalition

abortion without borders (poland, uk, the netherlands, germany)

women help women (based in the netherlands, buts works internationally in europe)

abortion dream team (poland)

[finalgrrrl]

bringing this back :////

[mothprincess]

Edna St. Vincent Millay, from “Afternoon on a Hill,” Collected Poems

[teathattast]

[butchsaint]

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

[45percenterthen]

riddler this riddler that ENOUG?H about that guy. what about the fiddler. hes stuck on the roof

[beafjerkys]

they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines

[vicholas]

drawing is so stupid it truly makes you google shit like “table”

[savethelifeofmychild]

he’s not just some guy he’s bisexual

[memeclassheroes]