get up, coward

artist they/them i like les miserables and vampires and cringefail media https://www.instagram.com/szunyogver?igsh=MTc1YzNocmFoMXlpdw==

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[victorhugewhore]

*whispering into your ear while you sleep* you can do it... untwinkify your Grantaire... it's fine... you can love a character who is ugly... there is nothing wrong with that... a fairy will die if you draw him pretty... come on make him ugly... I believe in you...

[unidyke]

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[nopeemi]

girlfriend fell asleep on top of me… my feet itches so bad im tearing up…but im not allowed to move…

[bifauxnenarmand]

I love him so much what is his problem 😭😭😭

[cyndaquillover1074]

Something so funny about Armand genuinely being a weird guy. Like vampirism and immortality and traumatic past aside he is genuinely so odd. Hilarious. Even to other vampires he is super weird. Why is he like that.

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[potatosonnet]

:)

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

may his pussy be successfully kicked up any wall he desires 🙏

[bifauxnenarmand]

daniel molloy, complete the holy trinity and you will be reincarnated as armand’s vibrator

[wormothythejester]

iwtv is like watching a bunch of undead drag queens squabble over who's lobster is the most buttery

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[cloudabserk]

i love this armand quote

[cloudabserk]

armand attacking a random human who is trying to fight back: you cannot hurt me because i am invincible -> you cannot hurt me because i am already hurt -> i don’t even care that you’re hurting me because i feel good anyway -> actually i’m so glad that you’re hurting me because the hurt itself feels good

[catsplushellhounds]

but whyyyyy do you care armand???? about a "INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL"?????? about someone you met, tortured and almost killed ONE TIME and ONE TIME ONLY 50+ years ago???????? about someone you turned out of "SPITE"???????? about the person you broke you 500+ year vow for???????? don't worry it probably means nothing right