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roma - writer - 21

[romacharm]

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roma ⊹ they/she ⊹ 21+ personal blog, multifandom i write whatever i want old url: zanykingmentality

[magrendel]

Deathby Lightning (Death-bee Lightning) would be a beautiful name for a little daredevil

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

[hexjulia]

[looking at the huge & threatening volcano in front of me]: ooobh i got Pliny off time

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[flaskrobonoid]

I MISS DRAWING <- is literally doing everything besides drawing

[flaskrobonoid]

[graylure]

[wendyopaque]

i love measuring time using Jesus of Suburbia. like yo what gives youve been in the bathroom for a whole Jesus of Suburbia. yeah give me a sec i can get this done faster than one Jesus of Suburbia. the nearest home depot is two Jesus of Suburbias away. my will to live is shortsr than one Jesus of Suburbia

[la-d7]

no one supports you like an internet friend you never met

[homunculus-argument]

yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

[homunculus-argument]

My boyfriend read through this and literally sent me this on discord:

[spooksier]

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

[spooksier]

STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?

[byjove]

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

[rslashrats]

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

[rslashrats]

they;re selling us to one direction??

[memorycycle]

if tumblr lives you can find me on tumblr

[hondakiku]

[habken]

Deku with wings >:)

:)

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[romacharm]

i used to be so good at internet friendships and texting and now i’m too tired and i hate typing with my thumbs and i hate sitting at the computer for hours and hours and hours