fantasy dreammer

[brokebaby]

i serve you sleepy eepy reg and hottie jame(s)

im so funny guys😭​🙏​

[fantasydreammer]

fantastic give me fourteen of them right now

[fantasydreammer]

this is your daily reminder that Grayson needs a therapist before he can get a girfriend :)

[fuckingbi]

Jameson: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Grayson: What did you do?!

Jameson: NOBODY DIED!

Grayson: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Jameson: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Grayson: It’s just you.

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Janeson: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Grayson: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Avery, used to Xander being dumb: Sure...

Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Avery: Okay?

Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Avery:

Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Avery: Jesus, that one is a little-

Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.

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Jameson: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Grayson: Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?

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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Avery: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Avery: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Jameson: Fuck you.

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Grayson: Pick a card, any card.

Jameson: Fine.

Grayson: Wait, that's my credit card!

Jameson: You said any card.

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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

Later

Grayson, texting back: Fuck you.

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Avery, to Xander: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Xander: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Avery: You just told me you're pregnant.

Jameson: Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!

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Everyone is playing a board game together

Xander: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Avery: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Jameson: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Grayson: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Jameson: *flips the board*

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Avery: Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*

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Xander: Jameson is late again.

Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Max: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Xander: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

Jameson bursts through the door

Jameson: WHAT YEAR IS IT?

[girlwithnonamesblog-deactivated]

In honor the Final Gambit by Jennifer Lynn Barnes finally being out, here are some memes

[dcvina-claires]

the atlas six

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[desarea-doodles]

😂😂😂

[raptorcivilization]

More accurately

[lotusofhope]

NFT Platforms Have Found Their New Worst Enemy: Twitter T-Shirt Bots

NFT bots have met their match in the form of t-shirt bots stealing their 'exclusive' works. Here's how it's all going down.

The next generation…

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/

[rudywiser]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is like a “you gotta get a box of cheese, a mouse, and a cat across the river” puzzle except the goal is to get them all to eat each other somehow

[personification-of-anxiety]

Trolley problem but you try to maximize the kill count

[funky-writer-man]

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

The Hourglass Throne arrives May 17 2022!

As the first trilogy draws to a close, Rune and his court face an enemy that shrouded in rumor and infamy. One who’s every dark act could bring the secrets he holds, to light.

Preorder:  

Barnes & Noble 

 Amazon 

 GoodReads 

“As Rune Saint John grapples with the challenges of assuming the Sun Throne, a powerful barrier appears around New Atlantis’s famed rejuvenation center. But who could have created such formidable magic … what do they want from the immortality clinic … and what remains of the dozens trapped inside?

Though Rune and his lifelong bodyguard Brand are tasked with investigating the mysterious barrier, Rune is also busy settling into his new life at court. Claiming his father’s throne has irrevocably thrown him into the precarious world of political deception, and he must secure relationships with newfound allies in time to keep his growing found family safe. His relationship with his lover, Addam Saint Nicholas, raises additional political complications they must navigate.  But he and Brand soon discover that the power behind the barrier holds a much more insidious, far-reaching threat to his family, to his people, and to the world.

Now, the rulers of New Atlantis must confront an enemy both new and ancient as the flow of time itself is drawn into the conflict. And as Rune finds himself inexorably drawn back to the fall of his father’s court and his own torture at the hands of masked conspirators, the secrets that he has long guarded will be dragged into the light—changing the Sun Throne, and New Atlantis, forever.  

The climax of the first trilogy in the nine-book Tarot Sequence,

The Hourglass Throne

delivers epic urban fantasy that blends humor, fast-paced action, and political intrigue.”

Follow the author on twitter! - K.D. Edwards (@KDEdwards_NC) Cover design by Micah Epstein 

[fantasydreammer]

IM SO EXITED OMG

[fantasydreammer]

505 by artic monkeys is giving me vibes of Lord Tower and Mayan i have no idea why

[fantasydreammer]

In this 2022 i will be adopting Brand Saint Johns personality as my own thank u very much

[fantasydreammer]

What if Harrys glasses were James glasses? Like im sure the Dursleys wouldn't buy him glasses because that shit is fucking expensive. What if Dumbledore saw that he had eye problems and left him his dads glasses to wear. If we put a time line to this it would look something like: 1- the potters die and Dumbledre is warned that someone brok into the Potters cottage; 2- Hagrid is sent to retrieve Harry and encounters Sirius; 3- Hagrid gets Harry and the motorcycle. This is all in the time of maybe 1\2 hours maybe? But Harry was only left at the Dursleys on the night of 1 of november. Where was Harry in that time? My guess is that he was at Hogwarts, that Hagrid took him there. That he was cheked-up by Madam Pomfrey and that every minor injury was healed. And then they notice that he cant see very well. So, before Hagrid delivers him to the Dursleys, Dumbledore goes to the cottage to retrieve James glasses. A bit morbid? yes but I think that its something Dumbledore would do. Also, Harry staying at Hogwarts before going to the Dursleys opens doors to Dumbledore knowing about the Horcrux in Harry and doing absolutely nothing. The only people that knew he was at Hogwarts that day were Pomfrey, Dumbledore and Hagrid. This would also explain why t same glasses fit him at 11 and t 17, they were simply magical.

[addam-deserves-the-world]

[fantasydreammer]

When u really wanna join the tts discord but ure shy

[goodoldfashionednerd]

I made TTS memes 👀

[addam-deserves-the-world]

GOLD. PURE GOLD.

[fantasydreammer]

U gave me one tear.

[fantasydreammer]

Like, im rereading The Last Sun and i got to the scene where Brand puts Max head in the toilet and just imagine this. Max being moved from his uncle care, hoping that it would be to someone who wouldn't abuse him, just for Brand and Rune the next day do what they did. They had their reasons but im pretty sure thats the reason that Max started crying when Rune turned on the cold water.

Also excuse my english, i have more than 24 hours awake on my back.

[fantasydreammer]

K. D. Edwards choosing Runes sigils

His mothers necklace, three rings, two chains and... And a cock ring. Yeah, that sounds about right.

When i read the part where he reveals that he has a cock ring as a sigil, i did a double take on the page, went back to the beginning of the chapter and read it all again, just to see if i didn't misread it.

[fantasydreammer]

The fact that Max is older than Layne just it me in the face. I always tought that Layne was older for some reason.

[fantasydreammer]

Lmao imagine if Runes mom is Lady Moon