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satans-trek

By popular demand: Avery Brooks (Extended Edition)

breosaurus

Hiii I haven’t posted in a while. Have a baby 🐥

helenvaughans

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

rollerska8er

still my favourite onion headline of all time

velvetmasonry

Scolopax minor, American woodcock

via

dayeadomingo

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

toadbreath

👀

eddieintheocean

im-a-goat-in-disguise

byjove

Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I don’t know if it’s the fact I’m not cishet or the fact I’m autistic but I hear so many things that make me go “Am I insane or are they?”

There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”

There’s also been an uptick in the ‘men and women cannot be ‘just’ friends’ rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husband’s female best friend have some merit and others are like “I feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?” No. No you’re not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isn’t you.

covington-shenanigans

okay look i know this isn't relevant to this post past the second paragraph but. here's the thing. the facts of the case are as follows:

1) I am widowed. my Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory(tm) died in 2019

2) I got together with my current partner about 18 months later

3) when I am committing acts of Foolishness my current partner loves to gesture at the sky to my dead wife, like "do you see this shit, my liege" and regularly says to me things like "[wife's name] was right about this" when my Foolishness inevitably comes back to bite me in the ass

4) this happens. all the time

more importantly:

5) my current partner is on tumblr

6) they love to incessantly send me posts

WHICH MEANS:

7) they just sent me this post with this commentary:

8) they really, really are ganging up on me with her. god help us if there's an afterlife and those two ever actually meet. "eternal rest" my ass, i will never know peace again

peachyblkdemonslayer

"Born of the Broken" by Michael Aguw

gharibajameel

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

gharibajameel

femcassidy

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

gharibajameel

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

gharibajameel

bc i think kurt russels sexy and i want 2 top him and see him in a baby slut shirt and camo capris is this a rhetorical question

#I hate to say this but a lot of people use generative AI for this

dash-n-step

the english language is truly a wonder

scribeofpnakotis

all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby

wretchedly

Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei

shadowtherat

Please welcome Fruit Loops to the group! Like her sister Cheerio, Fruit Loops is a odd-eyed torti. Unlike her sister she is a standard sized girl, and also sports a large lightning blaze across her face.

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Admittedly I originally had a different name in mind for her - but after meeting this girl and seeing that she is the MOST confident and agile rat I've ever seen (no I'm not kidding, she is really that amazing and I'm obsessed with her!), I just knew she needed a sugary name to match her insane energy and bombastic personality! This girl is really everything I love in a rat - she is crazy, but in a way that can be easily channeled into fun tricks and play. She is insanely agile and quick, traits that make doing things like agility incredibly fun! She is super loving and obsessed with people, which means she is so much fun to be around no matter what you are doing. And she is ultra confident, startling at nigh nothing - which is such an amazing trait in a rat, and really my favorite thing about this entire group (all the girls in this group are crazy confident and people obsessed!)

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I really adore this girl in every way, she makes just walking by the cage into the best experience because she comes sprinting out to meet you without fail every time you come by! If you hold out your hand she happily hops on for a chance to groom and be with you, and she is INCREDIBLY playful and absolutely loves to hand wrestle and popcorn around. I just love this girl so much, and I can't wait to get to know her better - welcome to the mischief Fruit Loops!