in lupita we trust

Updates on @lilyphoenix's Homebrew campaign, The Lost Pantheon. Featuring @waltersandmurdock as our adorable rogue, @starling-song as our memeable bard, and @antarcticajoy as our bad & sad ranger. We are all ladies and pretty damn gay.

[fantasywafflehouse]

"I dab respectfully"

[fantasywafflehouse]

Sarah: I AM Newton's laws.

V: Which one?

Sarah: All of them.

V: Every action has an equal an opposite reaction!

Sarah: No, every action has an OVERreaction

[fantasywafflehouse]

We're literally hosting a 'Leo Gets Possessed' party.

Sarah

[fantasywafflehouse]

We are the plumbers of the gods.

Sana

[fantasywafflehouse]

I'm just a stupid little dude... Just a real dumbass, huh?

Quinn (As Sana)

[fantasywafflehouse]

Let's fuckin Tokyo drift this pirate ship.

Quinn

[probablybadrpgideas]

Increase the danger and tension of your battles by buying a copy of The Art Of War, keeping it next to you during sessions, and throwing it at your players whenever they start winning a fight.

[highlyquestionablerpgideas]

Increase the perceived danger and tension of your battles by setting a substantially large copy of The Art of War right next to all your other rulebooks. Never open it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

trick your players into writing the plot twists themselves by leaving a copy of machiavelli’s ‘the prince’ just barely peeking out from beneath your rulebooks, making them roll perception checks when there’s nothing to see, and taking notes on their paranoid ramblings.

[fantasywafflehouse]

The Sweet Life of Leo and Sana on Deck.

Quinn

[fantasywafflehouse]

Plunder this booty

[fantasywafflehouse]

Rogues are just land pirates

V

[fantasywafflehouse]

I call him bitch in canon!

Quinn

[diamondnokouzai]

lesser known dice in dnd

2 sided die: flip a coin

1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

[strikecommandergabriel-deactiva]

D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

[nukachemistry]

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

[trilllizard666]

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

[valtsv]

stars? they’re lesbians

[babyg4y]

lesbians? they’re stars

[lovingrot]

on all levels except physical i am just a little ghost orb

[fantasywafflehouse]

Worst comes to worst I can just take out my knife and lightly stab a guy.

Sana