Defying my limits

Farley here to post about the things I love. Proud Icelander. Enthusiastic Climatologist. Hand-to-hand combat specialist.

[juniortjenkins]

Private Message

@farleyjakobsdottir

Hey Love, just wanted to thank you again for yesterday. You made my birthday awesome. I can’t believe you remembered when I nearly forgot! That cave system was unlike anything I’ve ever seen in my life! Thank you for taking me there. What did you say it was called again? Love you!

[farleyjakobsdottir]

I’m so happy you liked it!

They are the Waitomo glowworm caves.

I did take the liberty to make a few changes so we’d be more comfortable. Hope you were fine with that, but I feel you mutt have been.

I had a wonderful time with you, elskan.

[juniortjenkins]

Ah… so pretty. So relaxing. I certainly was comfortable, the water was perfect. Would it be presumptuous to ask if we can go again on my birthday next year too?

[farleyjakobsdottir]

It's just the Holodeck. ;)

If you want, we can go any time we get some Holodeck time. Cause I'm gonna come up with something nice and new for your next birthday. ;)

So what has you wanting to go back, if you don't mind me asking innocently?

[juniortjenkins]

Private Message

@farleyjakobsdottir

Hey Love, just wanted to thank you again for yesterday. You made my birthday awesome. I can’t believe you remembered when I nearly forgot! That cave system was unlike anything I’ve ever seen in my life! Thank you for taking me there. What did you say it was called again? Love you!

[farleyjakobsdottir]

I'm so happy you liked it!

They are the Waitomo glowworm caves.

I did take the liberty to make a few changes so we'd be more comfortable. Hope you were fine with that, but I feel you mutt have been.

I had a wonderful time with you, elskan.

[juniortjenkins]

TJ, is there any new anomaly or what is happening on this ship? Captain and Seven? Like, really??? Is it true they kissed in front of everyone on the bridge?

Oh yeah. Totally true. People make out on the bridge ALL the time. Harry and Tuvok are back there right now going at it. When Lt. Paris reports for duty in a bit I plan to hand over the helm with a big smooch. It’s just what the bridge crew does, anon. Get your head outta the lower decks and come join the party.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Sounds like I gotta get myself one of these sweet sweet bridge jobs.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Have you ever made a hologram based on real person and then had sex with him/her? And do you think Seven really sleeps with hologram of Janeway?

Having sex with a holographic version of someone without their consent is pretty questionable. So no, I've never done that.

As far as @sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunim is concerned I've heard these rumours that go around. I don't think it's anyone's business and I'm frankly more than annoyed by the need to spread gossip on this ship. I'm sure @susan-nicoletti-voyager knows how to keep her girlfriend happy.

I also really hope it isn't true because it'd be a pretty shitty thing to do to Susan...

[warpcorewarrior]

I saw TJ with her arm around Tom earlier. Better watch out she's gunning for you man.

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

No. He wouldn’t. 

[juniortjenkins]

Sorry, B’Elanna, can I butt in here a minute?

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

What I would like to point out is if it were Ayala or Culhane giving Tom a slap on the back, no one would think twice. But if the female pilot does it suddenly she’s trying to seduce her boss. Guess I gotta give up on that dream of being ‘one of the guys.’ Piss. 

[farleyjakobsdottir]

How did I miss this? Are we about to have a foursome?

@thebestparisyouhave @juniortjenkins @warpcorewarrior ???

[juniortjenkins]

Oh God. Lt. Paris, B’Elanna, please ignore my girlfriend. 

Farley, I love you but you’re nuts.

Could you imagine the things we’d teach B’Elanna though? And Tom, I dunno if he could survive all three of us, as it is I’m not sure how he lives through sex with B’Elanna.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Tom, B'Elanna, please ignore my very young and very innocent girlfriend. She has no idea what she’s missing.

TJ, come on, think of how much fun we had with a threesome. Now add a smoking hot engineer to that equation.

Poor Tom though. He might not make it. Or end up being really left out. Eh.

[juniortjenkins]

I just think it’s amusing that all this started because I innocently had my hand on Lt. Paris’s back and now you’re corrupting their family into some kind of swinger’s club. I know exactly what I’m missing, a whole lot of awkward for the next several decades. And yes, probably a really good time but that’s beside the point. The last ‘innocent’ threesome we had ended just shy of a marriage proposal for yours truly.

[warpcorewarrior]

Sorry Farley, I’m with TJ… I don’t know what I’m missing either. Tom might though. He was talking about threesomes yesterday actually. Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t foursomes and swingers two different things? I guess I’m too “innocent” to follow. 

Also, I don’t want us to break my husband. I don’t know what I’d do. You know what, since it would be your fault, I think you two should have to suffer the consequences of keeping a Klingon satisfied. 

Thank you for the smoking hot engineer compliment, by the way.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

@warpcorewarrior does that mean out of concern for Tom you’d like to just get together with @juniortjenkins and me? I’m sure we could come up with sombre fun ways to entertain ourselves. ;)

[thebestparisyouhave]

Can Tom at least watch?

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Sure. Might learn a thing or two.

[warpcorewarrior]

I saw TJ with her arm around Tom earlier. Better watch out she's gunning for you man.

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

No. He wouldn’t. 

[juniortjenkins]

Sorry, B’Elanna, can I butt in here a minute?

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

What I would like to point out is if it were Ayala or Culhane giving Tom a slap on the back, no one would think twice. But if the female pilot does it suddenly she’s trying to seduce her boss. Guess I gotta give up on that dream of being ‘one of the guys.’ Piss. 

[farleyjakobsdottir]

How did I miss this? Are we about to have a foursome?

@thebestparisyouhave @juniortjenkins @warpcorewarrior ???

[juniortjenkins]

Oh God. Lt. Paris, B’Elanna, please ignore my girlfriend. 

Farley, I love you but you’re nuts.

Could you imagine the things we’d teach B’Elanna though? And Tom, I dunno if he could survive all three of us, as it is I’m not sure how he lives through sex with B’Elanna.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Tom, B'Elanna, please ignore my very young and very innocent girlfriend. She has no idea what she’s missing.

TJ, come on, think of how much fun we had with a threesome. Now add a smoking hot engineer to that equation.

Poor Tom though. He might not make it. Or end up being really left out. Eh.

[juniortjenkins]

I just think it’s amusing that all this started because I innocently had my hand on Lt. Paris’s back and now you’re corrupting their family into some kind of swinger’s club. I know exactly what I’m missing, a whole lot of awkward for the next several decades. And yes, probably a really good time but that’s beside the point. The last ‘innocent’ threesome we had ended just shy of a marriage proposal for yours truly.

[warpcorewarrior]

Sorry Farley, I’m with TJ… I don’t know what I’m missing either. Tom might though. He was talking about threesomes yesterday actually. Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t foursomes and swingers two different things? I guess I’m too “innocent” to follow. 

Also, I don’t want us to break my husband. I don’t know what I’d do. You know what, since it would be your fault, I think you two should have to suffer the consequences of keeping a Klingon satisfied. 

Thank you for the smoking hot engineer compliment, by the way.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

@warpcorewarrior does that mean out of concern for Tom you'd like to just get together with @juniortjenkins and me? I'm sure we could come up with sombre fun ways to entertain ourselves. ;)

[warpcorewarrior]

I saw TJ with her arm around Tom earlier. Better watch out she's gunning for you man.

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

No. He wouldn’t. 

[juniortjenkins]

Sorry, B’Elanna, can I butt in here a minute?

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

What I would like to point out is if it were Ayala or Culhane giving Tom a slap on the back, no one would think twice. But if the female pilot does it suddenly she’s trying to seduce her boss. Guess I gotta give up on that dream of being ‘one of the guys.’ Piss. 

[farleyjakobsdottir]

How did I miss this? Are we about to have a foursome?

@thebestparisyouhave @juniortjenkins @warpcorewarrior ???

[juniortjenkins]

Oh God. Lt. Paris, B’Elanna, please ignore my girlfriend. 

Farley, I love you but you’re nuts.

Could you imagine the things we’d teach B’Elanna though? And Tom, I dunno if he could survive all three of us, as it is I’m not sure how he lives through sex with B’Elanna.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Tom, B'Elanna, please ignore my very young and very innocent girlfriend. She has no idea what she's missing.

TJ, come on, think of how much fun we had with a threesome. Now add a smoking hot engineer to that equation.

Poor Tom though. He might not make it. Or end up being really left out. Eh.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Look at my hot lady on the last shore leave.

@juniortjenkins I just love to get you all hot and sweaty.

[warpcorewarrior]

I saw TJ with her arm around Tom earlier. Better watch out she's gunning for you man.

I’m sure it’s nothing. I trust Tom.

I already have to deal with Megan, please not TJ, too. And what about Farley? 

Let’s think about this for a minute. The man married to the Klingon is going to get involved with the woman dating one of the best martial arts fighters. Who would ever be that stupid? Not Tom, I hope. Please not Tom. 

No. He wouldn’t. 

[juniortjenkins]

Sorry, B’Elanna, can I butt in here a minute?

“Gunning for your man?”

Seriously anon? Not only would that be incredibly inappropriate from a professional standpoint, I’m also in a committed relationship myself, and I’m friends with B’Elanna who is married to Lt. Paris. Thanks so very much for your vote of confidence regarding my moral standards, though. Appreciate it. And I’m sure Lt. Paris will thank you for your confidence in his ability to turn a blind eye to the throngs of women who throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

What I would like to point out is if it were Ayala or Culhane giving Tom a slap on the back, no one would think twice. But if the female pilot does it suddenly she’s trying to seduce her boss. Guess I gotta give up on that dream of being ‘one of the guys.’ Piss. 

[farleyjakobsdottir]

How did I miss this? Are we about to have a foursome?

@thebestparisyouhave @juniortjenkins @warpcorewarrior ???

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Who is better in boxing? You or Chakotay?

Do I really need to answer this?

[farleyjakobsdottir]

How did it feel leaving the captain and commander on New Earth?

How do you think it felt? We were deserting our two commanding officers on a random planet in the middle of the Delta quadrant, with little more than a pat on the back for good luck. It felt pretty damn awful.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Remember our night in Sandrine’s 2nd year out? I can’t forget being inside you. Chakotay

Whoever you are badly pretending to be @firstofficerchakotay-flute you clearly have too much time on your hands.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

How is your training with Naomi and kids going? Do you think they will enjoy all 4km in October?

We've had a few training sessions that have covered the whole range of how training sessions can go. ;) But I think they'll all do great at the run.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

You are Seven

Well this is new. Hey there @sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimShould we talk about this? ;)

[voyagerscaptain]

Does it bother you Chakotay slept with Seska and Farley? He has better taste now.

Do not insult @farleyjakobsdottir by lumping her together with Seska. She is a good officer and person. No, it doesn’t bother me that Chakotay once had intimate relations with her. It was their personal business and anyway, he had never even heard of me at that point. I would have to be a very petty and vindictive person to hold that against him.

Seska is another matter entirely. It bothers the hell out of me that she ever touched Chakotay. The ways she used and manipulated him were sickening and I consider the theft of his genetic material to be a form of rape. I love Chakotay and knowing that he was treated in such a manner infuriates me. And she stole my ship. Too bad she died before I had a chance to repay her for everything she did to us.

@firstofficerchakotay-flute​

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Private message

@voyagerscaptain

Thank you, Captain.

I know we don't always see eye to eye understatement of the century but I appreciate how professional our working relationship still is and that you can ignore that I slept with Chakotay the rumours that circulate about me. I wish others on board shared your level of maturity.

This may not be my place, but as someone who's known Chakotay for many years and cares about him I'm happy you two have such a loving relationship. Even if I don't get what he sees in you. You are not the only one who feels a strong resentment towards Seska. I couldn't agree more with what you said about her. Holy crap. There's a first...

[voyagerscaptain]

I can not wait until I see you. You are beautiful and I love what's going on down below. You should keep growing it, Farley. TJ

Private Forward to: @juniortjenkins and @farleyjakobsdottir

I’m afraid this message was mistakenly sent to me. Here you go.

I’m so glad Ensign Jenkins is facing away from me. They never covered this type of situation in command school.

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Thank you, captain. What the Hell????

I don't think that message was from @juniortjenkins so I'm not sure what is going on here. Clearly it was sent by someone who's never seen what goes on down there...

Why involve the captain?? Of all people...

[farleyjakobsdottir]

Private message

@juniortjenkins

My sweet, sweet TJ.

Thank you for that amazing birthday. I had a phenomenal time and I am actually, seriously sore. I slept like a rock thanks to all the exercise I got yesterday. But I slept like the happiest rock ever, cause you were curled up against me. :)