Tom Pilot

Husband. Flyboy. Medic. Grease Monkey. Movie buff. Voyager RP Info

[firstofficerchakotay-flute]

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@thebestparisyouhave

Happy birthday, Tom! I wish you the best and I hope you have a wonderful day!

[thebestparisyouhave]

Thanks Chakotay. Cake looks good, Capt didn't make it, did she?

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave

Happy Birthday Babe! See you at home tonight. Love you!

[thebestparisyouhave]

You remembered! You're the best. Love you too!

PS. Pizza for dinner?

[warpcorewarrior]

So what's the baby's due date? Ashmore said he'd bring in cupcakes to celebrate the good news!

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Um… Babe, please don’t tell me you told someone about the pregnancy already? No, I know you didn’t. 

Did the Doctor? He wouldn’t. … Right?!Oh, I get it. This is your idea of a practical joke. Haha, very funny Thomas Eugene Paris.

[thebestparisyouhave]

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@warpcorewarrior

I assure you, my lips have been sealed. And I really doubt that Doc would slip up. Someone must either be fishing for info or is really well tuned to your behaviors. How are you going to respond to that? We aren't ready to tell yet, right?

Ps. Not a practical joke.

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave 

Hi, how is your day so far? Everything going okay on the bridge this morning? Janeway give you a hard time for being late? Sorry about that. 

I hope you’re having a great day. Dad.

[thebestparisyouhave]

I haven’t even made it back to the bridge yet. You’re messaging me just so you can call me “Dad”, aren’t you? 

I really don’t care if Janeway gives me a hard time for being late. When she sees this grin I can’t seem to hide, she’ll know it was for a good reason. 

Have a good day. I love you. Mommy. God does that sound strange.

[warpcorewarrior]

Maybe I am. Mommy sounds scary strange though. Maybe our child should call me B’Elanna. 

What are you doing for lunch? I could meet you somewhere, if you’re interested. Deck one break room, the mess hall, my office, our quarters… You just let me know. Daddy. Okay, “Daddy” is making me sappy. I’m going to have to hide for a few minutes to blink the moisture out of my eyes.

[thebestparisyouhave]

I think maybe we need to wait for our child to call us those names. Not sure I’m prepared to hear you refer to me as ‘Daddy’ for the next 30 weeks. 

I’m free for lunch but I’ll have to make it short. I apparently owe time since I was late this morning. What’s up Chakotay’s ass these days anyway? Let’s do the deck one break room and save our quarters for tonight.

You know, in our excitement this morning we forgot to ask Doc how often you should be seen now. Do you want me to check?

[warpcorewarrior]

You’re working in sickbay this afternoon, right? Sure, ask the Doctor if it’s not inconvenient. Sorry about Chakotay, but lunch with you in the break room was still good.

You didn’t have time to tell me about “saving our quarters for tonight.” Care to elaborate?

[thebestparisyouhave]

Doc says he wants to see you twice a week and any time you feel like anything is "off". Whatever that means. I know it's a lot. Eye on the prize though, babe. The little diaper-soiling, milk-puking, keep-us-up-all-night prize.

I think I'll let tonight be a surprise. But let's just say I have some thanking you to do. You are carrying my child, after all.

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave 

Hi, how is your day so far? Everything going okay on the bridge this morning? Janeway give you a hard time for being late? Sorry about that. 

I hope you’re having a great day. Dad.

[thebestparisyouhave]

I haven’t even made it back to the bridge yet. You’re messaging me just so you can call me “Dad”, aren’t you? 

I really don’t care if Janeway gives me a hard time for being late. When she sees this grin I can’t seem to hide, she’ll know it was for a good reason. 

Have a good day. I love you. Mommy. God does that sound strange.

[warpcorewarrior]

Maybe I am. Mommy sounds scary strange though. Maybe our child should call me B’Elanna. 

What are you doing for lunch? I could meet you somewhere, if you’re interested. Deck one break room, the mess hall, my office, our quarters… You just let me know. Daddy. Okay, “Daddy” is making me sappy. I’m going to have to hide for a few minutes to blink the moisture out of my eyes.

[thebestparisyouhave]

I think maybe we need to wait for our child to call us those names. Not sure I’m prepared to hear you refer to me as ‘Daddy’ for the next 30 weeks. 

I’m free for lunch but I’ll have to make it short. I apparently owe time since I was late this morning. What’s up Chakotay’s ass these days anyway? Let’s do the deck one break room and save our quarters for tonight.

You know, in our excitement this morning we forgot to ask Doc how often you should be seen now. Do you want me to check?

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave 

Hi, how is your day so far? Everything going okay on the bridge this morning? Janeway give you a hard time for being late? Sorry about that. 

I hope you’re having a great day. Dad.

[thebestparisyouhave]

I haven’t even made it back to the bridge yet. You’re messaging me just so you can call me “Dad”, aren’t you? 

I really don’t care if Janeway gives me a hard time for being late. When she sees this grin I can’t seem to hide, she’ll know it was for a good reason. 

Have a good day. I love you. Mommy. God does that sound strange.

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave

Ugh this wait is killing me. Less than twenty-four hours until we know. This weekend wasn’t so bad because we had the stream and the race and everything. But now. UGH!

In completely unrelated news, my team is on edge. And I definitely heard someone comment about my moodiness this morning. What the hell is that about? I haven’t been moody, right? Have I? Of course I haven’t. I just won a 10K, you made me pancakes last night, engines are at peak efficiency. Why would I possibly be in a bad mood?

How are you doing?

[thebestparisyouhave]

Moody? You? Never. I’m sure you misheard. 

I can’t believe I’m the one who’s gonna say this, but please... try not to get your hopes up, okay? This is just the first month. It might take a while this time. 

I’m doing okay. Funny though, I figured after the race I’d never want to put on my running shoes again, but I kinda miss it. Maybe I’m still riding the high from beating my best time. Or maybe I’m just still anxious about the fact I sent that letter to Ellie. And yeah, I am thinking about tomorrow. Want to go for a jog with me tonight? Then maybe I can think of a few other ways to distract both of us, starting with a post-run shower.

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave 

Hey babe, the Doctor told me he wants to have my weekly appointments every Thursday. And he said we’re doing the first one today. Sorry for the short notice, I just found out.

[thebestparisyouhave]

What time? My morning is totally booked but if you want me there I’ll find a way.

[warpcorewarrior]

The Doctor said he wants to make it regular from now on, before I go to work in the morning. But for today he would begrudgingly make an exception and see me in the afternoon. Tom, you should have heard the dramatic sighing over the comm. There was so much I though maybe the ventilation system was broken. 

I’m heading there at 1400. If you’re busy, you don’t have to come. But… it would be really nice to find out together. You know, if I’m even pregnant. 

I love you. 

[thebestparisyouhave]

1400. I’ll be there. And we’ll set a reminder not to forget again so you don’t have to listen to Doc’s wheezing.

Should I start taking bets on this? What do you think… do you feel pregnant?

Love you too.

[warpcorewarrior]

What the hell was that? Did you know it was going to be like that?? Why did I even have to go to sickbay today? 

“I’m sorry Lieutenant, it hasn’t been enough time yet to tell. If you did conceive a few days ago, we’ll be able to pick up the change in hormones and the lifesign of the baby next Thursday.” 

Next Thursday? You have got to be kidding me! Ugh!! Getting my hopes up, wasting my time. Targshit!

[thebestparisyouhave]

I honestly didn't know. I swear. But in his defense, Doc might not have known he wouldn't know either. Does that make sense? You heard what he said about how levels rise after implantation and all that. There is a possibility that it didn't happen soon enough, but still happened.

Sorry we have to wait. But... you have your hopes up? Really? I thought that was just me. Our baby will be worth the wait, I promise.

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave 

Hey babe, the Doctor told me he wants to have my weekly appointments every Thursday. And he said we’re doing the first one today. Sorry for the short notice, I just found out.

[thebestparisyouhave]

What time? My morning is totally booked but if you want me there I’ll find a way.

[warpcorewarrior]

The Doctor said he wants to make it regular from now on, before I go to work in the morning. But for today he would begrudgingly make an exception and see me in the afternoon. Tom, you should have heard the dramatic sighing over the comm. There was so much I though maybe the ventilation system was broken. 

I’m heading there at 1400. If you’re busy, you don’t have to come. But… it would be really nice to find out together. You know, if I’m even pregnant. 

I love you. 

[thebestparisyouhave]

1400. I’ll be there. And we’ll set a reminder not to forget again so you don’t have to listen to Doc’s wheezing.

Should I start taking bets on this? What do you think... do you feel pregnant?

Love you too.

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave 

Hey babe, the Doctor told me he wants to have my weekly appointments every Thursday. And he said we’re doing the first one today. Sorry for the short notice, I just found out.

[thebestparisyouhave]

What time? My morning is totally booked but if you want me there I’ll find a way.

[thebestparisyouhave]

Get Your Tickets!! - McFarland, USA

Jim White moves his family after losing his last job as a football coach. He sees that some of the students are worth starting a cross-country team and turns seven students with no hope into one of the best cross-country teams.

Thank you to @susan-nicoletti-voyager for this fantastic movie suggestion. Should be great inspiration to all of the runners entering the race this week, and get everyone else pumped about supporting us. 

Holodeck 2. Friday. Showings at 2000 and 0030 hours. 

[warpcorewarrior]

How much sex do you and Tom have anyway?

As much as we want. P'tak.

[thebestparisyouhave]

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@warpcorewarrior

What a strange question. But it made me think… Is it possible to have too much sex?

[warpcorewarrior]

I think you can have too much sex if you’re having it with lots of people and have a problem… But let’s not go there right now. 

Too much sex in a marriage, or a committed relationship. Is that really a thing? I don’t think so… Is an average of once a day too much for you, babe? If once a day is too much, then what is okay, every other day, once a week? 

[thebestparisyouhave]

Well, right. I’m not talking promiscuous sex addict lifestyle here. 

Too much intimacy with one person? I… I don’t think it’s a thing? Unless maybe it was taking us away from our other responsibilities (let’s just ignore that whole alien experimentation thing), or if it was one-sided, like one person was controlling in some way or the other felt indebted somehow. That’s… not the case with us, right? 

It shouldn’t be a thing. And hell no what we do is not too much for me. Uh, is it too much for you? Cause lately our average may be slightly higher than once per day.  Besides, what the crap else are we gonna do on this ship?

[warpcorewarrior]

Oh stop being so weird about it. They didn’t ask because they thought one of us was forcing the other. I hope. They might have the wrong idea about Klingons… 

But clearly one or more of our crewmates thinks we have an excessive amount of sex. Do other married coupes not have sex as often as they can? Why wouldn’t they? I know I like to be intimate with you whenever time allows. 

[thebestparisyouhave]

I have no idea what other married couples do. The only other married couple I know well is my parents and I am not going there. What I do know is that I’m very grateful that you like to be intimate with me ‘when time allows’. And now I cannot believe I’m going to suggest this, but do you think if we had less, it would be better somehow? Quality wise? Is that... possible?

[voyagerscaptain]

No time for morning sex on this ship 😪

You just need to plan your time better. Trust me, if you want something bad enough, you can make it fit into your schedule.

[thebestparisyouhave]

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@warpcorewarrior

These persons are clearly not doing it right.

[warpcorewarrior]

How much sex do you and Tom have anyway?

As much as we want. P'tak.

[thebestparisyouhave]

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@warpcorewarrior

What a strange question. But it made me think… Is it possible to have too much sex?

[warpcorewarrior]

I think you can have too much sex if you’re having it with lots of people and have a problem… But let’s not go there right now. 

Too much sex in a marriage, or a committed relationship. Is that really a thing? I don’t think so… Is an average of once a day too much for you, babe? If once a day is too much, then what is okay, every other day, once a week? 

[thebestparisyouhave]

Well, right. I’m not talking promiscuous sex addict lifestyle here. 

Too much intimacy with one person? I... I don’t think it’s a thing? Unless maybe it was taking us away from our other responsibilities (let’s just ignore that whole alien experimentation thing), or if it was one-sided, like one person was controlling in some way or the other felt indebted somehow. That’s... not the case with us, right? 

It shouldn’t be a thing. And hell no what we do is not too much for me. Uh, is it too much for you? Cause lately our average may be slightly higher than once per day.  Besides, what the crap else are we gonna do on this ship?

[warpcorewarrior]

How much sex do you and Tom have anyway?

As much as we want. P'tak.

[thebestparisyouhave]

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@warpcorewarrior

What a strange question. But it made me think... Is it possible to have too much sex?

[warpcorewarrior]

I see you and Tom together and it just makes me smile to see you both so happy. Hold onto that, no matter what.

Thank you. I’m blushing.  That’s great advice. 

Look babe, this is for you, too. @thebestparisyouhave

[thebestparisyouhave]

Oh, I'm holdin.

[warpcorewarrior]

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@thebestparisyouhave 

Good morning babe. I was planning to write you a big list of tasks and odd jobs to do for me, as payment for finding your padd yesterday. But I can’t do it. You gave me so much last night, I couldn’t possibly ask for more. 

Thank you for being so good to me. Tom, thank you for letting me take control like that. I hope it was okay, that you liked it? 

I love you.

[thebestparisyouhave]

Morning mistress babe!

You can feel free to pile on the duties, especially if they fall under the same category as last night. I still feel like I owe you. And, uh, yeah. Ha. I definitely liked what you had me do. Was that not obvious?

Love you too. 

Ps. Not to bring down this convo with work shit, but the nav computer is crapping out on me again. I’m having to make course corrections manually. Any ideas? 

Pps. Have you seen my boots? I can’t find them anywhere. ;-)

[warpcorewarrior]

Babe, your boots are on your feet. Don’t lose anything else today because my legs are still a little shaky from last night, I honestly don’t know if I can take another round tonight. I’m pretty sure you’ll pay me back eventually.

Oh Tom, I’m sorry I didn’t finish the nav computer yesterday. I’ve been running diagnostics on it all morning. Hopefully I’ll have an answer for you this afternoon.

[thebestparisyouhave]

My boots are on my feet, you say? Hm… possibly. Maybe you should come to the bridge and bend down to look under the helm station and check. Just to be sure. Oh, I know, you can troubleshoot the nav computer while you’re under there. This thing is really whacked out B’Elanna. It’s actually starting to make me nervous. Not to lay on the pressure or anything, but if it’s not fixed by the end of alpha I’m going to have to stay and do a longer transition with Culhane and Grimes. They’re going to have some interesting manual maneuvers to make in the system we’re passing tonight. 

[warpcorewarrior]

Okay Tom- or maybe I should say Lieutenant Paris. I’ve done all I can do down here, so I’m going to come up to helm control to run some tests. Is now a good time?

[thebestparisyouhave]

Yeah, now’s as good a time as any. See you in a bit, thanks Chief.

[warpcorewarrior]

On my way. Oh, and Lieutenant, you better not check out my ass while I’m bent under your console. (But if you just can’t help yourself, at least make sure no one catches you doing it.)

[thebestparisyouhave]

I’m definitely going to check out your ass. But as you know, discreet is my middle name. (I’ll also have to keep watch that no one else is checking you out. Looks like we’ve both got our work cut out for us.)

[warpcorewarrior]

How’s navigation? Any problems since I left the bridge? 

“Discreet is your middle name” my ass. And my legs. And shoulders. Definitely my boobs. Was there any part of me you didn’t check out while I was up there? Tom, I think they could hear you ogling me from Earth. 

You’re impossible. (And I love it. Please don’t ever stop making me feel like the sexiest woman in the universe. It’s quite a turn on, knowing I turn you on so easily.)

[thebestparisyouhave]

Okay. First of all, you can’t ‘hear’ ogling. And besides, what I was doing was admiring. It’s very different. You’re a beautiful woman, B’Elanna. And for some reason I still can’t figure out, you let me, and only me, admire you. So if there’s ever a time when you bend down in front of me and I don’t notice, then you’d better have my eyesight tested. Or, maybe check for a pulse.

And yes. The auto-nav computer is functioning perfectly now. Thank you very much for your assistance, Chief. I shall see you again at home soon.