FarmerClintDaily

Seeing as how people apparently like my farm more than the avengers themselves, I opened this blog for you guys to see everything you need to see about my farm.Since I’ll be busy, I dunno, fighting Ultron, starkked, bannerandstark and farmerboyclint will be running the blog when I’m not here. - Clint Barton We track #farmerclintdaily and #farmer clint

[drzwi-do-szafy]

So, there were like awesome scenes in the Age of Ultron trailer- party, showing off whose hammer is better, awesome fights, super cg effects… and what does fandom fixate on? Clint’s farm. 

Can’t say I’m against it. Though Kate is neverendingly unimpressed.

[wips]

And I’m going to try setting up a society [society6] store and I’m told there’s a free shipping promotion until November 9th with that ref link.

[justasmalltimeactor]

[[Exclusive image of Clint Barton on his farm in Avengers: Age of Ultron!]]

[tomshardy]

my hand slipped

[disneyismyescape]

has anyone done this?

[sgtjimbarnes-deactivated2017112]

OLD MACBARTON HAD A FARRRRMM

E I E I O

[tomshardy]

i don’t see how that’s a party

[samlikesboys-deactivated2014071]

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

[roachpatrol]

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

[deansass]

except Clint Barton’s orgasm

[tomshardy]

Can we have some Fury at the farm?

he only meant to come to call the avengers back to active duty… but he got stuck with farming duty instead

[farmerclintdaily]

So, what things would you guys like me to share about my farm? We're not really doing anything right now, just watching Ultron destroy the world. Might as well blog. - Clint

[tomshardy]

where do I buy Clint's fresh produce? I need celery so I can make cookies.

FROM BARTON’S FARMHOUSE OF COURSE

"fresh produce. no deliveries. open 24/7 unless away on avengers business and saving the world.. again"

[farmerclintdaily]

May the Guardians visit the farm for "milk?" - Gamora

Oh yeah, for sureJust make sure not to leave a trail for Thanos or anything alright?

[farmerclintdaily]

If given the opportunity, would you rally all of your chickens together in a radioactive chamber, and turn them into crime fighting Super Chickens? Then you could be their leader, and every time you come up to a crime scene where someone got killed you could look dramatically at your chickens and say "Well, it looks like this is a murder most FOWL."

THE THINGS YOU FIND WHEN YOU GOOGLE 'SUPER CHICKEN' OMFGthey could stand on roofs and lay eggs at unsuspecting suspects... i accept no other form of weaponry

[tomshardy]

does farmer clint use messenger hawks to communicate across the farm

HAHAHA OMFG he uses chickens instead after that one disastrous time that shall never be spoken of ever again where he invited sam over to help train the hawks. (it might have ended with a few broken bones after falling out of haylofts for reasons that remain unknown)

[naruto-uzufuckit]

I’m so confused like what is this Farmer Clint stuff???? Where did it come from??? Help???

[farmerclintdaily]

I finally revealed that I own a farm and people went wild

[sgtjimbarnes-deactivated2017112]

would u ever farm with clint

is that even a question

send me ‘would you ever’s

[farmerclintdaily]

Updates around the farm

Steve and Tony had a fight today and Steve broke a log in half with his bare arms. Fucking Captain America. He scared off all my chickens! Look at them crying around the farm my poor babies come here - Clint

[farmerclintdaily]

Can I come visit your farm?

Anytime!